💕local🌈down✨town🏳️‍⚧️rat🐀

not the guy Faulk masks and Obama ‘08 tees!!

every mc needs their wap!!

depressed, drunk, and easdropping at the gay bar; life is okay!:3

not me over here texting my gf about how i’m trying to top and throw it down tonight, while sitting on a high top swinging my feet like a faggot!!:3c hehe

it’s the finaly of the gay sports league at the gay bar, and omg, sporty gays are another breed!! Not mad about it!! lolol!!

brakence is like if hozier played a midi controller instead of guitar!!

No new pictures. Where are you mentally?

No new pictures. Where are you mentally?

the beetles are my favorite Midwest emo band!! love that song hey Jude!

eavesdroping on a grindr date happening next to me. and like christ, gay men sure still r men!!! why are y’all talking about dudes u can beat up?? please chill, it’s a vibey thursday at the dive gay bar.
C H I L L 🙃

hoping a truck takes my legs out on my way to work, that good of a morning…

time to make human dog food for dinner :)

(ground beef mac and cheese)

dicked down so good by a hottie last night, she made today’s hell shift a breeze!!

do furries who are into scat fuck with the charmin bears?

🤳

is there truly anything better then taking a naked shit after a horrible shift at ur corporate survice job??

ha ha no i don’t take drugs for the euphoria or visuals. i just enjoy
being paranoid.

Office Tato ♥💕❤

fat, trans, and clocky. fuck you!:3

It's a red text post that says: (transgender woman being denied at basketball tryouts, but it's the same town where Air Bud took place) come on coach you know me, playing nationals is my dream! (coach) sorry kid, "biological advantages" and all that. maybe if you were a dog things could be different, but.. (trans woman, cautiously getting down on all fours and looking up) okay okay so wait. uhhhm, like,.. woof? (coach, visibly excited) SOMEBODY GET THIS BITCH A JERSEY NOW!!

blowing past expectations by miraculously remembering to post here a third time in one week

Raffle ad. The text reads: "It's important to be horny. It's fun and it's good for society. This is one of my classic horny raffles. Like and retweet for a free horny drawing. Give yourself the gift of being horny."

oh wow 1k follows!!! thanks everyone :)

i think that warrants another classic HORNY RAFFLE

winner gets a horny watercolor with a full-body portrait 🌻

can someone smarter than me create an app, or like hack the ones out there, that the losers use for Ai girlfriends, and make them cheat on the shit heads? Like that would be vv funny and break their minds more! I don’t even have beef personally with anyone, just fuck Ai, and fuck men like that!:)

goddess I LOVE women!!!!

I always pass with old ladies

just told a woman pushing her baby and walking her dog that the dog was cute and didn’t even acknowledge the child. am I an asshole? lol

macro-dosing estrogen through teary eyes as the saddest 2010s emo rings on. yah today’s gunna be great! lol

i can always tell i’m not doing good mentally when i have dreams about fish tanks dying or getting neglected. like it’s a tell tale sign of bad shit around the corner. FML.

If you haven’t heard the new song, LYRIC VIDEO IS NOW UP ON MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL!

youtu.be/Mp-A0O-jIFQ?...

my child drowned at the great wolf lodge and all i got was this commemorative decorative plate

for the record, they were just sitting in the back the whole time watching Ai story times! omg I want to scream! this is not worth 12.50 and hour! im going walk out one of these days!