The Amazing Prizzini

My kid really wants this bed tonight, and is excited. It is also late, and I am full of profanity

I do not think 40 minutes is an unreasonable amount of time for 2 people who have built this before.

For one person who is not great at this…uhhh

I also have my doubts this will fit where I want it to, so that will be a lot of profanity down the road

This is…just a lot of lumber

The worst was her standing changing table. It required a lot of keeping things in place while screwing something else in. It was the worst

I remember building her crib. And the immense amounts of profanity and pain it involved.

There 8 steps, each one worse than the last.

Not including the “take everything apart because you put something on upside down step.”

Maybe they meant 40 minutes for each step?

Live your life with the boundless optimism of my child’s bunk bed that thinks it will take me only 40 minutes to assembly it.

I’m shocked they haven’t suggested that they need breathing room.

My guess is that he is going to go after the people on federal death row whose sentences were committed by Biden.

If you don’t try it, you waive it.

Defense attorneys gotta try

Yeah, I can see the judge excluding a few early statements. But a bag recovered as part of a valid arrest?

Seems like the defense is going to lose there

he apparently can also put cranky old men to sleep.

to be fair, this is the sane response whenever Rubio gets going.

I mean, that one isn’t hard. He got an arrow the the eye and everything!

That’s a surprisingly messy issue, but mostly people have Aethelstan uniting England back in 927.

We’ll yet win the pig war!

They have a shot on the statements before Miranda, but it’ll be a hard sell on the warrantless search of the bag. That area of the law is full of exceptions.

They know what they did.

The opinion wars! The opium wars!

Given the amount of time he naps, I believe he had no idea what was happening at the time of the second strike.

I mean, it does look like fun!

Yes, I know, and it’s an immensely silly one to be used for the point they are making.

It’s wonderfully silly for that.

Curse that Duke of Wellington! Curse him!

We may all be guessing at what these colors means. Without a legend, it may be a bunch of things.

I appreciate that various bits of the British Raj are left as grey.

What colonization of Spain is the map talking about? If we get to go back to the Middle Ages, so was Britain, when it was conquered by the Normans, the Anglo-Saxons, and so on. It seems a little silly though

That is a wild map. The politics of whomever put it together would be fascinating, because it is a mess, but a wild one.