the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that onions take 15-20 minutes to caramelise
25.09.2025 09:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@harryrobertson.bsky.social
Deputy head of audience (curation) at The i Paper. this means I spend my days getting agitated about push notifications. not the sharpest tool in the shed.
the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that onions take 15-20 minutes to caramelise
25.09.2025 09:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0oh cool new worst day of my life just dropped
04.06.2025 09:42 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0things are looking up
09.04.2025 13:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Text reads: Musk cuts the team finding Ukrainian children stolen by Russia
🔴 Exclusive: Elon Musk’s slashing of US government spending has hit the unit helping rescue Ukrainian children taken by Russia
The programme, responsible for locating hundreds of children and reuniting some families, has been axed as part of DOGE's federal cost-cutting
🔗 trib.al/wpb8p5f
EXCLUSIVE: Investigators tracking Ukranian children abducted and taken to Russia have had to stop work as the Conflict Observatory's funding is cut by Elon Musk's DOGE.
The funding freeze impacts intelligence sharing w Ukraine and the efforts to bring these kids home
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Incredible story by @sanyaburgess.bsky.social
worth remembering that 'save the children' has been a maga catchphrase for years
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My only contribution to this was arguing about the headline for a solid 30 minutes, but nonetheless I am immensely proud of this piece of writing that we've had leading The i Paper's homepage overnight
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Imagine the UK government ever doing something as simple and beneficial for young people as this. You literally can't. It is genuinely outside our overton window.
31.01.2025 16:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Huge growth opportunity here. easy win for the government.
29.01.2025 12:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If Better Man wins the oscar for best visual effects i will transform into a monkey
23.01.2025 14:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i fear that today might be the day when I am finally forced to learn what an "asmongold" is
16.01.2025 11:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Musk is going to do his stupid X jump at the inauguration isn't he
13.01.2025 12:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I cannot stress enough how good this article is
13.01.2025 07:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1that'll be £100. no, for a single. yeah, it's a seat. whats wrong, little lord fauntleroy can't sleep sitting up? food? fuck you
07.01.2025 17:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm trying to work out the worst-value thing I've ever purchased and have narrowed it down to two:
-a literal scam where someone stole £500 from me in exchange for a suit which never materialised
-a ticket for the caledonian sleeper
Never in my life have I typed "adobe Photoshop" into the windows start menu and wanted it to open Edge and search for "adobe Photoshop" on bing
22.12.2024 14:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0you've never debated anyone like me before
04.12.2024 13:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0every single night
04.12.2024 12:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0why is the mainstream media ignoring this?
04.12.2024 09:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0does he a) not know what a tariff is or b) think his audience is too stupid to know what a tariff is
04.12.2024 07:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm not entirely sure I'm on board with the rebranding of duo from silly owl to horny murderer
04.12.2024 06:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Quite uneasy about how we have all apparently decided that private healthcare is just a default feature of middle class jobs now. This... wasn't a thing ten years ago, right?
30.11.2024 14:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I took two (2) weeks of holiday
25.11.2024 07:21 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Anyway that's a roundabout way of saying if anyone has any good documentary recs I'd love to hear them
if the primary streaming platform is YouTube then no thanks tho
Went on Reddit for a documentary recommendation and the top rated suggestion was an absolutely mental conspiracy YouTube vid. The replies were mainly arguing that it was bad because it wasn't antisemitic enough.
Why is all social media like this now
Elon made things a lot worse but twitter was already seriously deteriorating as a platform for breaking news when he bought it. Back in 2018 or so it was imo the world's best breaking news source. May be something twitter did wrong,may just be an innate problem with scaling
19.11.2024 08:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Chunky flakes but yeah verging on sleet
19.11.2024 08:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The fact that I learned it was snowing in London via bsky before... looking out my window is the best proof yet that this really is the new twitter
19.11.2024 08:16 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0i would honestly love someone to explain the Trump admin's trade policy to me because right now it seems like it's just "it's ok if we call it a tariff but bad if we call it a tax"
16.11.2024 11:08 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Got around to an i Paper starter park - follow here go.bsky.app/Qu14ij7
15.11.2024 10:20 — 👍 5 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 1