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See, water has its uses. Fire? Douse it. Thirsty? Drink it.
Now imagine your party has to douse a raging fire and all they have is an endless supply of mayonnaise. Or if their water and food supplies are running low, and…
Good memory! I was a mere player back then and so never read through the DM’s book. I’m sort of glad I never came across it…
25.11.2024 08:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
In the new Dungeons & Dragons 2024 DM’s guide, there’s an enormous array of magical items. Some can empower individuals, some can slay gods.
This one can make infinite mayonnaise.
Guess what my players and finding underneath that dragon’s hoard!
#DND #DungeonsAndDragons
Don’t you talk to me about quad skulls.
21.11.2024 20:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Goddamn it! #whammed
20.11.2024 20:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Getting ready got Bellowhead and The Longest Johns!
20.11.2024 19:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Starting a new D&D campaign soon. Haven’t DM’d it before, but always wanted to.
Muahahaha.
You’re only saying that because you always beat me.
17.11.2024 21:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It’s all part of my cunning misdirection scheme. Pull them into a false sense of advantage. As are all future losses. Just as planned…
17.11.2024 21:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Hooray! Another app. My name's Alex, my author name is AR Turner and my cool internet name is Twelfman.
I write fantasy books about lawyers, and when I'm not doing that I lose at Blood Bowl.
www.arturnerauthor.com
