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Catie Disabato

@catiealert.bsky.social

famous for writing two novels

47 Followers  |  15 Following  |  15 Posts  |  Joined: 18.08.2023  |  2.0537

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When you drag a woman by the hair, beat her and force her to kiss your flag, that’s how you tell the world you are the Good Guys

04.10.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 10314    πŸ” 3978    πŸ’¬ 328    πŸ“Œ 148

do the Bills know you're cheating on them with the Lions

03.10.2025 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Great command of the language on display here

02.10.2025 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 9772    πŸ” 1010    πŸ’¬ 678    πŸ“Œ 61

I've long said that I think Zuck feels fundamentally uncomfortable as a person; not at ease with people, or in his body, which is something many of us have felt but most of us work through.

We should talk more about how tech billionaires seem to dislike other humans & think we all feel the same

29.09.2025 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"it's not going to happen because I won't do it" -- sure jan!!

24.09.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If my example makes sense, that's pure coincidence, I'm just putting words i know in a grammatical order with no deeper understanding of their meaning

24.09.2025 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I need someone who is both a ball knower and a fashion knower to make some analogies between creative directors going to new fashion houses and WNBA coaches losing their jobs, something like: The Liberty firing Sandy Bronello is like if Demna got fired after after the Fall 2025 men's runway show

24.09.2025 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Super interesting

05.09.2025 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Adding on here that this was true of my publisher as well, but I discovered it a few years ago and made them rectify it

29.08.2025 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The concern about the decline of the male novelist is the dumbest moral panic I’ve seen in a minute.

03.07.2025 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1130    πŸ” 68    πŸ’¬ 63    πŸ“Œ 23

Alternative theory that layoffs were already planned so voluntarily accepting the union was seen as either less legally risky or a reputation play like β€œwe accept the union voluntarily and get public good will so they will not think we’re shitty when we do layoffs”

02.07.2025 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You can get halfway there with a book on Libby, even if you just open the sample of an ebook you can search any term and see some context from the page it’s on. It’s not as good as search inside the book but depending on the need it does the trick!

03.06.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every scene in a final destination movie is about noticing objects and then someone dies

25.05.2025 06:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

okay I'll bite, my favorite genres are:
- someone has been MURDERED and the killer is one of us!!
- this really sexy person hates me and couldn't possibly secretly be in love with me
- time loop
- there's a romance in my murder mystery
- woman on the verge of a nervous breakdown

13.03.2025 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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New On the Bleachers! Me n @zanopticon.bsky.social recap the Super Bowl/halftime show; celebrate Dad (& all) Bods; the Met Gala theme; NHL’s 4Nations tournament; & comedian @joshgondelman.bsky.social catches us up on the NBA!

πŸ”ΆApple Podcasts: bit.ly/42TPUrC
πŸ”ΆSpotify: bit.ly/4i1eSJT

16.02.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Louisiana coerced unhoused people into an unheated warehouse – and paid $17.5m for it Dozens of New Orleanians were bused to a site with insufficient heating and blankets days before the city is to host the Super Bowl

In preparation for today’s Super Bowl in New Orleans, state police forced over 100 homeless men and women onto buses under threat of arrest, dumping them in an unheated warehouse. Tents destroyed, belongings lost. Press are barred from the warehouse.

The price tag for this cruelty? $17.5 million

09.02.2025 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 6679    πŸ” 4314    πŸ’¬ 340    πŸ“Œ 618

Oh nooooooooo

18.01.2025 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m usually really good at decluttering, but I just looked at my drawer of cork tops and I thought to myself, I can’t get rid of any of these cork tops

13.12.2024 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If I owned a bar and someone came in saying "I'm here to start shit, harass your regulars and make your business suck" I would simply kick them out

13.12.2024 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3361    πŸ” 1216    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 9

Oh no too haunted

11.12.2024 05:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My muscles for writing tweet-like content are totally atrophied but I am going to go back to the gym I swear

07.12.2024 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not like this but that doesn’t mean I don’t respect it

07.12.2024 05:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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On the Bleachers A podcast about where pop culture and sports culture collide… inspired by the relationship between Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce. Every week, culture critic and novelist Zan Romanoff and journalist an...

We talked to @arif.bsky.social about his epic piece on the rise of sports gambling. How online poker led to daily fantasy, the gross ways sportsbooks bleed players dry & why it makes independent sports coverage even more critical #Onthebleachers @zanopticon.bsky.social

pod.link/1710637422/e...

26.11.2024 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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