Tessa Strain

great thing to see on my rare Bluesky check-in 🍇

Everything being so bad rn really puts small inconveniences in perspective (by allowing you to view them as side effects of larger systemic problems and then lose your mind).

time to hit up the Van Nuys Country General Store!! outfitting fake cowboys since 1956

back in the news :(

that’s what they’re saying…

WELL WELL WELL IF IT ISN’T MY IMMINENT SCREEN DEBUT

soap and water…classic combo

Pls remember they spent millions of dollars creating an Annabelle the Haunted Doll of the left (M3gan) and Trump still got elected.

last night at Dodger Stadium I heard a French person say “Le bobblehead” and yes, she was wearing a Breton stripe shirt

Hello! I finally finished my new EP "Brothers." It's inspired by my favorite book The Brothers Karamazov. You can listen to it and/or buy it on Bandcamp if you want. I'll put it on other streaming sites at some point I guess! aisus.bandcamp.com/album/brothers

this is how I ended up being wrong about my OWN eye color for like 30 years

The ability to have the best of everything is wasted on people who are ideologically opposed to understanding how anything works

I’ve never met a man who seems to like it when I call him “hoss” but that’s simply not enough to stop me from doing it

that’s right

is anyone over here talking about

The Shrouds
at GraveTech Cemetery

Fellow @spectaclenyc.bsky.social comrade and master type designer @btuttle.bsky.social won an award at this year's Type Directors Club for his title design for our film "Revelations of Divine Love"! What a brucha it is having such wonderful and talented pals www.instagram.com/p/DI19_WyRpyh/

enough unhinged in this world of ours

prayers up for your man & his elbow

Penny Dreadful mentioned…

nothing could ever make me feel silly; I am a woman of gravitas 😤

wow it’s true that no dad is safe from this…

if you use the word “limerence” I’m stealing your wallet

a lot of times when I say I’m a fan of something it turns out I’m just a fan of the first 3-5 years of something, and I’m sure this requires no introspection on my part

been awhile since you broke this one out

PANEL 1: A dog is playing with a tablet while a duck lurks nearby. DOG: "I love to touch a screen!" DUCK: "All day long love to play video!" PANEL 2: DUCK: "I love how many podcasts are video now!" DOG: "I love to half-watch and drive!" PANEL 3: DOG: "None of it's very good, but at least there's plenty of it!" DUCK: "Freedom from lack." PANEL 4: DOG: "Picture in picture. Help a princess get diamonds from a toilet. Three lives refill every six hours. Ad-supported." DUCK: "Slide that pipe left..." PANEL 5: DOG: "This thin glass is the only wall between us and exactly enough dissatisfaction." DUCK: "Agitate me, Daddy."

touch glass

www.noncanon.com/comics/2025-...

kind of how Plan 9 got funded…

sorry I couldn’t stop laughing :( in my defense…it’s really funny

New Thomas Pynchon novel announcement 4 months into the Year of Paranoia…how does she do it

but I don’t LIKE when thanatos is at the wheel!!

I was thinking like “now is the month of maying” etc