Terry

Terry Danuser | Substack Here are little bites from a childhood that was more Tilt-A-Whirl than playground as if raised by carnies.

You might as well.

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Trump Calls For Reopening of Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory “I saw a show about it on TV, and it never should have been allowed to close down,” he said.

Almost feels real.
@borowitzreport.bsky.social

Kindness. 💪🏻

#kindness #humor #masculinity #NotesOnBeingAMan

Last weekend got spooky. Got an alert from my desert house that the front door had been breached. Then saw this video. BUT nothing was touched, looked as if no one had entered, everything locked. Anyone have a plausible explanation?

Work has been going great! Heading to DC now for a work week. Looking forward to seeing old friends and colleagues.

Conclusion: an awesome
Birthday designed by event planner extraordinaire @benlenciagaaa.bsky.social

Shared best banana slept in the world, introed to me by @benlenciagaaa.bsky.social

Haven’t been on here much, still in the weening process from Meta. But in the meantime, I’ll catch you up on a few things.

Had an awesome birthday in NYC and did this with @benlenciagaaa.bsky.social at the Edge

Releasing baby turtles in #PuertoEscondido with @benlenciagaaa.bsky.social

#Oaxaca is one of the coolest cities in Mexico, an explosion of color, music, and a lot of smiles but most of those I can attribute to my tour guide.

Touring #CasaWabi, an artist’s retreat designed by Tadeo Ando. Clean lines and @benlenciagaaa.bsky.social got a great coffee mug.

That cherished moment when you get to release baby turtles into the warm waters of the Pacific w/ @benlenciagaaa.bsky.social

#turtles #PuertoEscondido #rescue

My most toxic trait is whenever we have weather like this is SoCal I say, “This is just like that classic episode of The O.C. where it rained.”

Just watched Black Swan for the first time. A real “you go, girl” classic!

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Yeezy? You okay? 😬✌🏼

I passed by your store every day for eight years on my way from my gym to the subway. I’ve bought several posters and a really cool old wooden mold. You’re the best! Keep on!

Tell a congress if you see one.

Our United Airlines pilot made sure to emphasize *Mexico* when he said we'd be flying over the Gulf of *Mexico* today.

It's the little things. Microdose hope.

The dance! One both of them!

Sudden change of scenery.

#miami #realscreen

We need a group of lawyers who are willing to take every lawsuit from every fired federal employee to the max. Bury this admin in lawsuits

Hey @TheOnion if you actually bought Infowars and need a host, let me know. It would be poetic justice to have an accused “crisis actor” become the host.

Thank you to my sister Lauren for this idea.

Me babbling on the Thames.

#London #worklife

Great way to start a dinner!

Am the only person who thinks this emoji looks like an old film projector?
🫂

Isn’t it?

This guy is one of the smartest, nicest guys I’ve met. And wait until you see his series!

Empathy says: You and I are made of the same lovely, heartbroken, and screwed-up stuff.

Joan Crawford alphabet in the elevator at the #SohoHotel #London