Jessica :3

MYTH: Millions of people will lose benefits. FACT: That’s only Phase One.

Medicaid Work Requirements Myth Vs. Fact https://theonion.com/medicaid-work-requirements-myth-vs-fact/

Like dude.

zohran mamdani sign but it reads "Ball Joints for Trans Women"

I'm a single issue voter,

a picture of a meadow with lots of grass and little dandelions everywhere with text on it that says “touching grass is not enough i need a woman to pin me against a wall and kiss me senseless”

I feel like if we were in the good timeline something funny would have happened at least 10 different times by now

agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish

Every few weeks we gotta make posts like this”call your dem reps to tell them to not vote to allow Lord Killdude to shove people into a volcano” and then the dem reps go “we’ve made an amazing deal where Lord Killdude can have his volcano so long as he promises not to shove people into it”

artwork of an anthro androgynous goat sitting on the ground with their hooves prominently on display. they are wearing a hoodie and nothing else while pointing down at their hooves and saying with a lisp: "Look dude, I can see you staring. You could at least be a little less obvious lol. Go on, kiss them or something"

baa-a.
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i mean if you want to, i guess.

no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy

a woman in strappy ankle boots and a bunny suit, sitting on an invisible chair and smoking. also she has a rabbit skull for a head 🔪💜

𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝒶 𝒹𝓇𝒶ℊ

Hey! You dropped this! #vtuber #rokoart

bratpilled bracemoding twerpmaxxer …

“0% woke shit”

a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time

Panel from Magical Girl 201

lida pokemon drawn over the 'i drink a lot of water i piss a lot of pee' meme

Dark ageplay

Q. Which side of a raven has the most feathers?
A. The outside.

--A Wood Elf joke

i have nothing to post so heres this again

that's right tgirl keep adding those ellipses

don't fumble the girl who could match your freak just because you didn't wanna come off as "weird" to her.

she 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙨 you to be weird with her

*on the phone with my finger in one ear* YEAH. THEY'RE CALLING IT BOYMEN. BOY HYMEN. WHAT'S NOT TO GET IT'S HYMEN FROM A BOY

but when I did the same a few years ago they arrested me 🙄

not to sound like a filthy perv or anything but i'd let you lay in my lap and pet your cute head while you tell me what's bothering you

"you made a good post yesterday" what the hell did i even post yesterday. when i hit the post button i immediately forget what i typed

The Best Buy "Remember to turn your computer off before midnight on 12/31/99" sticker but it's been edited so that the text reads "REMEMBEL: Turn your robotgirl on. oooo girl. NOW" The BestBuy logo has also been altered to read "Bees"

How is he gonna cause 9/11 again? We don't even got the towers no more

Misery this, death that.

Shut the fuck up.

Baby Clifford.