Matt May

ALSO WE SHOULD HUNT BIGFOOT

LIZARD PEOPLE ARE REAL are we still live?

Press corps: Is the vice president having a planning dinner with other officials to discuss the Epstein case
Vance: no
Press corps: Okay, it's just that we heard—
Trump: I didn't let them order food

"I'm Really Going to Leave Town—and This Time, I Mean It!", part 805 of an ongoing series, by Rockefeller Pierpont Carnegie IV

And here comes the Treasury Department official to take this away since we don't allow the president to accept emoluments oh wait we're not doing that anymore? ok ok ok

Must be fielding calls from angry customers

Hiroshima survivors fear rising nuclear threat on the 80th anniversary of atomic bombing With the number of survivors rapidly declining and their average age now exceeding 86, this year's anniversary is considered the last milestone event for many of them.

With the number of survivors rapidly declining and their average age now exceeding 86, this year's anniversary is considered the last milestone event for many of them.

GPT-9

Congrats to Katie Wilson, here are all my democracy vouchers, can’t wait to see how you break my fucking heart once you’re in office

Why yes I have lived in Seattle since the 90s, how could you tell

I think Verizon just never noticed he was still there

Special thanks to the Davison and Nelson campaigns for the sweet dartboard material

Shingy did stay paid, tho

“If he were in Japan (during the time of the book Shōgun by James Clavell, the only book about any period in Japan that a man of my age and temperament could be expected to have read), he’d be…”

"Epstein's former girlfriend"? Come on. She's a convicted accomplice. Do better.

the policy is the brainchild of the only Republican in city politics, who may be ousted in an election in ten days (or in November if she makes it past the primary)

City Attorney Election Puts Seattle's Renewed 'War on Drugs' Under Scrutiny - Bolts Over the past year, Seattle has begun barring some residents from entering certain neighborhoods of their city.  A new ordinance has given local judges the authority to ban people from... Read More

for those who missed it earlier this week: Seattle has set up a system where some people are being banned from ever going into six areas of the city like downtown — and they face jail or fines if they do. boltsmag.org/city-attorne...

Republicans are waging a generalized war on science, but I think many of them don’t fully grok that RFK isn’t at war with science alone or per se: he’s at war with sick people, and of the view that only the lucky should be allowed to survive into old age. They are know nothings, he is Mengele.

Counterpoint: of all the people I care about being hurt by OBBBA, professional poker players are last by a lot

Minister says Israel racing ahead to wipe out Gaza, will make it Jewish * * *

There is no quiet part and never was.

www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog_ent...

omg RICE

I never had anything but like Minute Rice and wild grain shit until I moved to Seattle, and now I have *opinions* about how rice is done

Evergreen remind that it costs California taxpayers ~$130,000 a year to incarcerate someone. We could house and provide health care for struggling folks for less than that. But our system prioritizes cruelty rather than results.
lao.ca.gov/policyareas/...

Election denier U.S. Asst. Attorney General Harmeet Dhillon at today’s hearing of the Senate Judiciary Committee: “Either DEI will end on its own or we will kill it.”

In response to questions from Sen. Welch (D-VT) She won’t say President Biden won the 2020 election.

New book 'Together in Manzanar' reveals life inside WWII Japanese internment camp NPR's Sacha Pfeiffer speaks with Tracy Slater, author of "Together in Manzanar," which tells the true story of a family of mixed heritage sent to a Japanese internment camp during World War II.

NPR's Sacha Pfeiffer speaks with Tracy Slater, author of "Together in Manzanar," which tells the true story of a family of mixed heritage sent to a Japanese internment camp during World War II. https://n.pr/3Iz0M6f

New rule: anyone who interviews an admin official must have on hand the last 12 months of:
- Unemployment rate
- GDP
- Major indices
- Inflation data
- Border crossings and interdictions
- Trump approval rating

They lie about these CONSTANTLY, despite being easy to verify. Call them out, for once.

“Without immediate intervention, the last remaining reporters in Gaza are going to die.”

Let me know what the Professor offers you for them, I’m out of candy

ChatGPT, Esq.

Weird, he always seemed like such a trustworthy guy

There's something about the way men use LLMs that feel like those men at the strip club who believe that the dancers like them for their personality and wit.

They just want a toy that makes them feel good.

CROSSBAR CHALLENGE YOU COWARDS

it’s impossible to talk about epstein stuff without sounding insane, even if what you’re saying is true