Kerri 🐀

Screenshot of notes app that reads: “Hi folks This is possibly my goodbye post! I mentioned on my Instagram Stories that I’d be quitting content creation soon & a few friends knew etc I’ve been making content since i was 17 (maybe 16?) and have changed my focus quite a few times over the course of those 13-14 years Wiping my socials, deleting accounts, having my accounts deleted, rebranding etc I’m tired I’ve been dealing with certain people stalking me for the past few years now (idk if they realise that i know or not), people harassing me in my DMs, people feeling entitled to my time and creating parasocial friendships in their heads because i was nice to them It’s exhausting and I don’t really want to do it anymore Then there’s also all of the fakeness in communities (every creator community is like this) when people pretend to want to be”

A screenshot of notes app that continues from the first image and reads: “friends because they see bigger numbers, they let shit behaviour slide because someone is “bigger” than them etc It’s just very hard to trust people now LMAO Anyway who cares I’m just ranting I’ll be deleting all of my socials Thank you to everyone who joined me & supported me throughout the years! I really appreciate it and it’s made my life less boring I got to meet a lot of cool people & do some amazing things I guess the only place you’ll see remnants of me are on my work social accounts (I love my job and I’m very glad I get to work at such an amazing place) Maybe I’ll remake stuff in the future for other hobbies but who knows Bye!! “

Bye folks!!

unsure which will be my last social media to go but I’m done here

thank you!

But I wanted to share this last final exciting thing with people

I’ll be sharing my goodbye? post on here at some point this month
But feel free to unfollow me now!

To any uterus owners, never stop pushing for medical professionals to listen to you - it’s tiring but worth it

I had an appointment for this today and finally got put onto the waitlist which should be around 6 month wait 🥹

I’ve also shared on my Instagram that I’ll be deleting my socials soon (all of them) because I’m done with content creation & being a “public” figure after doing it for 13? Years

Key art for Berserk or Die

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Congratulations to Berserk or Die and Nao Games for hitting 10,000 copies sold in just 24 hours! 🎉

A big thank you to everyone who has supported the game so far, it's incredible to see the community building up 🫶

🚨 personal update 🚨

After 9 years at Assembly, I'm now looking for my next challenge 💃

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YES! 😭

doing the good work 🙏

Reminder that you can report scalpers on eBay!
Presale stuff MUST be shipped within 30 days of purchase so if someone buys it today it’ll be unlikely to get to the buyer within 30 days

worth reporting regardless

I mean the community also has a bunch of stains in it too but I keep my distance from them

It’s one of the reasons why I only usually play with my friends

but this is likely my last set I’m buying - I have plenty of cards and decks to play a variety of formats now

the longer I play this game the longer I feel everything is a stain on this game and I really need to stop playing it

I don't know that pain
but it reminds me of like endwalker queues when I kept getting kicked out and I basically just couldn't play for the first 5? days 😭😭

oh my god nooooo 😭

you might be able to get the separate ones!!

THE TRUE GOAT @notawisp.bsky.social SECURED THE PACKS

no gilded lotus for me
but whatever

still, fuck this game, fuck scalpers

it's so infuriating

I didn't mind the print to demand - it was chill and I could get what I wanted without the anxiety/stress 😭

I think a friend has managed to secure the individual ones for me 😭😭😭😭😭😭

oh yeah I'm gonna try get the individual sets but I'm 50 mins away now even though I've been in the queue since 5pm on the dot

idc about the gilded lotus that much
i just wanted one of each card for my collection and for any FF decks I build

I legally can't say what I want to say

but I think I'm done with Magic LMAO

honestly
this set was the whole reason I got into Magic

If I've sat in this queue for 80 minutes and I don't get the stuff, I'm done

The fact they're keeping me in the queue to get hopes up is insane
fuck this game man

if anything it's making scalpers more money
which makes me think that WOTC are heavily aware of the secondary market and possibly have a hand in it somewhere
there's no other reason I can think of as to why they'd be okay with limited product 😅

as for the site they defo have enough money to do it 😭

that WOTC use have a huge schedule so they need to book way in advance to ensure the machines don't stop running or something?

but idk
either way it's frustrating

I'd much rather wait however long to get my product but they would need to allow changes of address for reasons like that

I have no idea what UniVersus is but I imagine it's nothing compared to magic player base size wise so they'd have less product to print/ship
I believe the printing places

Baffling to me
Especially when you’re a fan of the game too

Idc if it’s extreme

Suck my ass and get fucked

This goes with any magic product tbh

I’m tired of it

If you’re buying shit with the purpose of reselling it at higher values I’m putting you in the bin
I’ll ban you from my discord, block you, you’re being deleted from my existence

People stopping players and fans from getting product is just

Some people used to be able to jump the queue but that seems to have been fixed
I don’t understand how I’m still “more than an hour” when I locked into the queue within less than 60 seconds 💀
They need to put limits on accounts somehow & trace down scalpers

Fuck this card

I genuinely don’t understand why they don’t bring back print to demand or even update their whole system

But I guess broken shit & FOMO is an optimal free marketing strategy as we always complain online when it happens (myseld included)

print to demand comeback when?

honestly

If you’re buying the Final Fantasy Secret Lairs just to sell shit

get fucked

likewise with any SL tbh

we published our first game (by Nao Games) last night!!!

highly recommend trying it out

it’s only £2.69 (nice) on Steam atm 🥳

YouTube video by poncle - Vampire Survivors poncle presents | Berserk or Die - Launch Trailer

poncle presents a game by Nao Games | Berserk or Die

time your attacks perfectly to mow down waves of enemies that stand in your way

💥 never-seen-before button-mashing keyboard controls
🔥 press more keys to unleash more devastating blows
⚔️ open loot and upgrade your builds

youtu.be/MddYxr07bfc