De Tomaso Panera

literally the only counter argument you need is “jeffrey epsteins best friend wants to repeatedly inspect your childs genitals”

Cartoon drawing showing someone laying on a couch getting up to look over somewhere and saying "Oh shit, for real?"

the thing about the max hardcore girls is they're still *girls*

I don't shut the fuck up because that's unladylike

Square bunny

I square to god

I can't remember who, but I remember someone explaining that saying "we're gonna cure cancer" is lumping together so many different diseases they might as well say "we're gonna cure virus" and well, lol

A vaccine that mimics natural immunity? Perish the thought

The federal government is able to make stores work just fine by charging cost plus five percent and it costs customers nearly a quarter less than private competitors! But only troops are allowed to have nice things I guess?

It's really annoying seeing bad takes about government-run grocery stores. People hone in on one in Kansas which was partly a bailout of an already-failing mall as proof that it's not possible, but 235 government-run stores doing just fine don't even merit mention?

Fun fact: even as UCLA is being extorted for $1B by a fascist government, its administration is requiring all faculty to install a “security” program that surveils everything we do and shares that information with the federal government.

he said immigrants are "poisoning the blood of our country"

Voter in Iowa asks Ruben Gallego if he and the Democratic Party will support those advocating for Palestinians.

Gallego says “The people of Gaza are in this situation because Donald Trump is President.”

Voters point out Biden was president too.

Gallego: “Whatever, hey this is your opinion dude.”

DERSHOWITZ DOGGED BY DUMPLING DIASTER

as a pierogi-loving bitch of Polish descent I am unreasonably delighted by the ongoing Alan Dershowitz saga

S02E13: 'Dershowitz takes his case to the Supreme Court. Cuomo schemes to chair the local school board."

PREDATOR'S PIEROGI PLANS PROTESTED

mf thinks he's steve jobs

Which apparently is also true at like, infrastructure-level battery banks too now?

Had the "damn, digital storage is getting cheap these days" moment that my parents talked about but for me it was walking into a Best Buy and seeing how cheap really big battery banks are now.

First new trolleybuses in Dayton/Ohio with In-Motion-Charging - Urban Transport Magazine Greater Dayton Regional Transit Authority (RTA) is the first American trolleybus operator which uses the In-Motion-Charging (IMC) technology at full scale. To replace its fleet of Skoda ETI trolleybus...

Turns out Dayton, Ohio has this? Doesn't seem like it's off-the-shelf though, with one company slapping the electrical equipment on top of Gilligs (though for all I know that's how the standard battery Gilligs are made too) www.urban-transport-magazine.com/en/first-new...

What are you talking about, how could we be discriminated against when we don't exist?

now that we've successfully banned Dersh from pierogis, we can move on to dumplings, empanadas, and other stuffed pastries. the man will never again know the taste of meat fully enclosed by bread.

NEWSMAX * • Follow NEWSMAX 2d • Harvard Law School professor emeritus Alan Dershowitz was once again refused a pierogi from an unwilling vendor at a Martha's Vineyard market, the latest in his controversies over pierogis in the celebrity hot spot. newsmax.com Dershowitz Again Denied Pierogi, Told to Leave Farmer's Market 1.2K 750 comments 66 shares

Can’t say why exactly, but the phrase “once again refused a pierogi” made me laugh out loud.

You're old so here's an old example:

In the Star Trek Deep Space Nine episode Second Skin (S3E05), Sisko & crew are flying the Defiant into Cardassian space. They need to pretend to be anyone but a Starfleet crew and use a holo-filter to make Sisko look like someone else. It's a little like that

A cat sleeping on top of a printer

YOU ARE NOT A FARMER! YOU DO NOT WORK THE LAND! YOU ARE A BUSINESS OWNER('S SON) WITH A COWBOY HAT!

There's someone in my neighborhood with one of those stupid jeeps. Angry eye grill, lifted, 4-door Wrangler, big rims with thin tires, tinted windows, colored LED running lights, and naturally this mf has a big ANF sticker on the back window

Among other things, *extremely* tacky

real @leaftilde.bsky.social posting

Story about mice inheriting the Earth called Blessed are the Squeak