A Bad Memer

Ah... Reminds me of Super Smash Bros. Melee for the Nintendo GameCube back in my youth... Those were the days...

Well don't I feel stupid

An infographic describing the composition of airplane de-icing fluid

Breaking news: DHS has uncovered Antifa's diabolical plot to "de-ICE" thousands of airplanes.

regina george from mean girls fake crying with a tissue in hand

i bought a smoothie and it’s not well blended there’s chunks of chewy fruit in every sip and i’m trying to be brave about it but drinks should only be sipped and not chewed omggggg

- you clean up that banksy?
- sure did, your honour, leaving a perfect, permanent outline, imbuing the work with real fuckin gravitas while making its point better than the artist did himself just like you asked

a very real screenshot of the game hollow knight: silksong that says ACT 2 - COMING SOON

alright this is bullshit

hornet's MASSIVE bug head with the caption SHAW

oh my god

the power fantasies men dream up sicken me

Photo of a sticker that has a dark grey PC monitor and keyboard on a bright light blue background. There is a bone white bunny on the screen with a red background and there are 4 at-signs there. The bunny looks very pensive and defeated. There is a text "every day i get emails" on top of the picture.

😞 emails #sticker #merch

black and white image of crystal guardian enemy from hollow knight holding hands up in the manner of Martin Scorsese with the caption 'Crystal Peak'

I'm gonna silk song all over the walls on sep 4th

Due to a bizarre code interdepency in Super Mario Sunshine, Mario can gain permanent aggression to durians. While normally, he can handle them gently, if Mario enters a sewer and jumps once, he will become incapable of kicking them with anything except full force.

First boxes ruined melee, now moving too? When will it end...

🐙 New comic: Mimic Octopus 🐙

Comic. [airplane connected to airport terminal by jet bridge] VOICE FROM PLANE: This is your captain speaking. As you’ve probably noticed, we’re still grounded due to weather. But the first officer and I have been looking at bridge clearance maps and our top taxiing speed, and we have an idea.

Grounded

xkcd.com/3124/

The king from Dragon Quest 1 on the NES telling the hero “But thou must.”

I was so tired this morning. I didn’t want to go to work but the King told me I must

This is my favorite Aalto clip of all time because they got so mad they fell into bowels of Hell.

This is one of the most stunning crinoids in my collection. Gennaeocrinus mourantae from the Devonian Arkona Fm. of Ontario. A large pocket of these were found decades ago and very few have been found since.

#FossilFriday

Sign out the front of a firehouse saying “love winter? So do HOUSE FIRES test your smoke alarm!”

They probably just keep this sign up and change the season huh

In Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door for Switch, characters blink even when looking away from the camera (visible in reflective surfaces). An exception is Peach. This creates the unintended impression that Peach doesn't actually need to blink and only does it for the camera.

so there's a fun trend right now in the deltarune fandom over on twitter where folks rearrange various songs to include the melody of Don't Forget. anyway, just thought that was interesting. here's a totally unrelated runescape video

#chess_arts (?)

OR PERHAPS A SPECTER OF SOME SORT ⁉️

all rise for our national anthem on this independence day

4-panel comic. (1) [Person 2 with white hat stands behind Person 1 who is seated at desk with laptop] PERSON 1: I’m ranked 7,145,000th globally on this chess platform. It’s hard to be ranked that low in *any* activity. (2) PERSON 1: Few pastimes even *have* 7 million rated players. Until the internet, it wasn’t really possible. You could be this bad, but only unofficially. (3) PERSON 1: So in a sense, I’m worse at chess than anyone was at *anything* for most of human history. PERSON 2: Why are you still doing it? (4) PERSON 1: Well, no human has ever had this many friends to play with. PERSON 2: That person is calling you some very obscene names. PERSON 1: Our friendship is complicated.

Global Ranking

xkcd.com/3110/

For an unknown reason, the Greek version of the Donkey Kong Country cartoon series (called ΝΤΟΝΚΥ ΚΟΝΓΚ) added a smug Donkey Kong face as part of the logo that is absent from all other localizations of the cartoon, where the logo is made out of words only.

In Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, two mistakes in enemy programming result in a humorous scenario where an enemy can attempt to counterproductively "heal" a fellow enemy's beneficial status effect by using an item that can't even remove that effect in the first place.

:)

In Super Mario Maker 2, if a Goomba exits water while touching a slope, it will become glitched and be imbued with immense speed.