Togo Palazzi

Nothing has done more to repair the reputation of state and local cops than the bafoonery and incompetence of ICE.

Your not hammered drunk until you can remember and sing every rose has its thorn by poison. But when you get there, you have arived on an astral plane of shit faced that only the most broken of us understand and treasure.

Are they ill tempered?

As long as there is still hope left in this world, some person will be rubbing a bucket of balls with wierd mud.

I miss the days of burning appliances at the stake for crimes of heresy. We used to have community values you know.

Maybe a podcast about living in the forest and like, how to make Ewok traps to smash the empires AT-DTs with trees and boulders and stuff?

Its the missing link between trump and Hector Macho Camacho

This doesn't do much to dispell the incontinence rumors.

Bad Bunny is american. Because Puerto Rico is American. We should be proud of our boy.

The DOJ is seaking the death penalty for Theo Von for his act of political violence against the right due to his orchestration of a bombing at the Beacon theater in NYC during the taping if a netflix special.

I want to go to bed wtf, but its really good!

That kick was crazy good

I'm just way more worried about Dolly rn than anything else.

Empires fall, societies crumble, but Jolene out lives the heat death of the universe if we all act right.

American treasure.

It looked brutal. Had to have broken a bone.

I'm gonna follow because Kimmel is a legend, but whats up with the profile pic holding the fish? It literally looks like every dude from Colorados tinder profile pic.

Wait, the guy that wrote the song "Jesus take the wheel" died in a plane crash?

Pretty good game! Where has this finz team been?

As i wrote that dumb shit bernard intercepted Tua.

Fuck.

Your right (i did that on purpose just for you). Apostrophe based jokes are the height of quip and wit. Mybad bro.

Wow. An apostrophe guy. Congrats on being insufferable.

Yes, more school shooter anthems boyeee!

Good thing your a writer. Anyone else that doesn't deify this corpse is getting fired.

The war on terror resulted in a lot more terrorists. The war on drugs resulted hardening cartels to the point where they are small armies. I wonder what the war on free speach will produce.

They should add a flushing mechanism for how often that thing will be pissed, shit and spit upon.

I can turn hand sanitizer into drinkable alcohol. I feel great cody. Soon its my time.

Hoowhatt? Gutfeld is just warming up. Latenight is on the verge of the gutfestation. Not only is he rocking garfield font, but hes also handing out Melissa Hortman "don't shoot my kids will see" coffee mugs. Sooo funny.

Not Macho Comacho. Hes cool as shit. Lets vote for comacho!

We are free to say and do anything we want in support of both hilarious comedy and the large cock size of the great leader. As long as we support the cock huge movement of our great and non flacid leader, we can exchange rubles for comedy.

I have a power puff girls tatoo on my ass due to bad judgment with an ex girlfriend. Had to adjust it for my wife because...ya know. Tatoo on your ass stuff is territorial.

Yakoff Smirnoff Voice: In Russia, only two comedy option...Gutfeld and Gutfeld. Choose wrong and get gulog. What a country! Yuk yuk yuk

That is extremely offensive Robert. We put methodone in the water because we are recovering.