i don't really have a preference for either. i'm always well awake before i arrive, so i just grab a cup as an excuse to have a drink and chat.
after all, i don't get nearly as much time here as you all do with each other. time to catch up before our duties start is nice to have.
09.02.2026 08:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
i think it's just the right amount.
*watching him work the machine...seems like he wasn't the only one having trouble with the buttons. the thought was comforting in a weird way.
watching the machine go for a bit before following sorcus with his eyes.*
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09.02.2026 08:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
not a chance. i can tell you with certainty that there are no other alligators in or around our headquarters.
i will now kindly ask you to leave and take that rancid attitude with you.
09.02.2026 07:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
my fault for not risking my life to get close enough to discern your snout shape before assuming. what business do you have in a place like this?
09.02.2026 07:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
is that a giant crocodile.
09.02.2026 07:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
*staring for a moment. blinking sleep out of his eyes, then tapping a claw against one of his tusks in thought.*
i'm...not actually sure. i've never been able to get it to work, so i typically just join clockwork for his morning tea.
input whatever you think would be best. i trust your judgement.
08.02.2026 10:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
not a problem!! i'm always happy to help, and any time with you is always well spent!
...whats that about the floor?
08.02.2026 10:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
bright its me. im the cow. can i come keep you company
08.02.2026 10:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
*a few more moments of fiddling with the machine before letting out a sigh and stepping aside. perking up just a bit when he saw sorcus.*
yes, please. you know my struggle with the buttons all too well by now.
08.02.2026 10:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
would you like a cow in your corner so the name stays relevant
08.02.2026 10:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
08.02.2026 10:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
why is it called the cow corner
08.02.2026 09:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
what???
is that where you've been the past few days??? what is the cow corner.
08.02.2026 09:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
*trying to operate the coffee machine with his large claws...grumbling. those tiny buttons always gave him trouble.*
08.02.2026 09:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
you really need to stop doing that. one day you're going to surprise me and we'll have to break you out of the banlands.
07.02.2026 16:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
clockwork!!! i've been seeking you out ever since i arrived back at HQ. how have you been?
*big, fangy smile!! underbite clearly visible...not something he showed off to just anyone.*
07.02.2026 09:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
ah....! always a joy to see you too, dusek.
*returning the embrace, letting out an embarassed huff...he was always so articulate. it made even someone like doom feel like stumbling over his words.*
has everything been alright in my absence?
07.02.2026 09:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
the main creative concepts on the last few? i've worked with you long enough to know how to fill in those final gaps.
07.02.2026 09:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
*reading over the papers...rereading some that made him chuckle. sorting through the stack and giving some of the more unfinished papers to shedletsky.*
they're great ideas, john. the main hangup is all the technical details. how about i chip away at the supplemental data while you finish-
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07.02.2026 09:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
err...i have my scouts, i suppose. they keep watch whenever i'm called back to my duties here, but otherwise i'm the sole protector of that entire wretched place.
i do it so nobody else has to. i try to relax whenever i'm able, but it's a heavily demanding job.
07.02.2026 09:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
*bull tail wagging just as much once he saw the other man. fangs poking through his small smile.*
06.02.2026 01:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
*seeing him stretch made him mirror.....arms up, then out behind his back!
...grunting pretty loudly and alerting the robot to his presence.*
06.02.2026 01:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
relax. it's only me.
*looking down to give him a brief fangy smile before picking up the entire stack, stepping back to read through the packet. thick eyebrow creasing the more he read through.*
this is...dense. there's no way you'd be able to handle it on your own before the end of the day.
05.02.2026 20:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
trust in me when i say it's no walk in the park. keeping everyone in line takes a resilience most do not posses.
your concern should start and end with knowing they will never escape so long as i'm standing guard.
05.02.2026 20:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
ah, i've been working this whole time, you know me. though i have been spending more time than i should patrolling the banlands...it's nice to swing back by HQ.
05.02.2026 20:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
*coming up behind her desk, smacking a hand onto the surface and leaning over her to see the packet of undone papers on her desk.
breathing out a sigh.*
would you like help with any of it? it's a matter of hours until it's all overdue. i would be happy to lend a hand if needed.
05.02.2026 20:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
hello jan! it's been a while }B]D
05.02.2026 20:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
I found another plastic baby at my desk. This keeps happening.
It is rather alarming, I should send my knights to investigate.
05.02.2026 20:11 — 👍 0 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
hiding shit around the break room for the love of the game
05.02.2026 20:13 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
05.02.2026 19:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃'𝐒 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐂͟𝟎͟𝟎͟𝐋͟𝐊͟𝐈͟𝐃͟𝐃͟
𝐧͟𝐨͟.𝟕͟𝟓͟
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𓏏𓏏 ృ 𝘎𝘖𝟕 𝐒OM3TH1͟N͟6͟ 2 𝚃3LL U ◞ 6OT 5OMET𝐇1NG 2 S𝙰Y .ᐟ ^_^
ᓚᘏᗢ G—G—G𝐎T͟ S0𝐌E7HIN6 2 T3LL 𝚄 .ᐟ ︵︪︩
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⊱ ۫ ׅ ✧ ᭙e 𝐦𝐚𝐲 𝚋𝚎 𝚎𝚗𝚍in𝓰ˎ
i’m 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 in t̲h̲e̲ ∂ar𝓀..
❝ ℓooki̲n̲g up into our https://room ⋆。𖦹°
✦ ✙ w͟h͟ere 𝓎𝚘𝚞’ll be ﹒ ︵︵ https://waiting f̶o̶r̶ me. ︶︶
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ㅤ#𝗘𝗫𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗠𝗘𝗦𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗦﹕
𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦.
𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘢 𝘷𝘪𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘮.
𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩 𝘢 𝘵𝘪𝘨𝘦𝘳.
𝘴𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩 𝘥𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴.
𝘪𝘧 𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘳𝘴,
𝙗𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙠 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙖𝙣𝙠𝙡𝙚𝙨
̲t̲o̲ ̲p̲r̲o̲t̲e̲c̲t̲ ̲h̲i̲m̲.
( # dog gang 🐕 )
" SHAME THAT ALL THE C00LEST KIDS ARE SO
MISUNDERSTOOD. WE ONLY WANT TO SOCIALIZE
𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐈 𝐃𝐎𝐍'𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐊 𝐖𝐄 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 ! "
⠀⠀⠀
݁ 𓏮⠀⠀.̳⠀⠀ʟᴇᴛ⠀𝐦𝐞⠀ᴅᴇᴄi͡ᴅᴇ ﹐
៶៸ i͡ᴛꜱ 𝐦𝐲 ᴏᴡɴ 𝑳𝘐𝑭𝘌 .ᐟ
﹔ 𝙸𝐌 𝐧𝐨𝐭 ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ 𝐭𝐨 ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅ
ᴛʜᴇꜱᴇ people ᴀʀᴇ 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞 to
𝐁𝙴𝐈𝙽𝐆 my ꜰʀi͡ᴇɴᴅꜱ ﹐
⠀⠀
❝ come back with my heart. ❞
ㅤ#𝗘𝗫𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗠𝗘𝗦𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗦﹕
𝗱𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗻𝘆'𝘀 𝗽𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗿𝗳𝘂𝗹 𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗮𝘀
𝗺𝗮𝗱𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝗱 𝗼𝗳 𝗺𝘆 𝗳𝘂𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲,
𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗶𝘁'𝘀 𝘂𝗽 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗹𝗶𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗶𝘁.
ㅤ#𝗘𝗫𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗠𝗘𝗦𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗦﹕
𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘷𝘦 𝘪'𝘮 𝙎𝙏𝙐𝘾𝙆 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 .ᐟ.ᐟ
𝚊𝚝 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚠𝚎 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑,
. . . 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 .ᐣ
❝ my hungry ass could never deal with terminated users 🤤 ❞
( — DOG GANG LEADER ‼️🐕 )
─ they're insanely expensive
because that's how 𝗰𝗹𝗼𝗰𝗸𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗸 𝗿𝘂𝗹𝗲𝘀!
[ 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐏𝐎𝐓 𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐓 ]
❝ your sweet little eyes , your little smile , is all i remember ... ! ❞
⠀"There is no book or teacher to give you the answers,
⠀⠀⠀⠀ to show you the path. Choose your own way.
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Do not follow me, or anyone else."
𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚐𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚊𝚌𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚊 𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚖𝚎,
𝕥𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕒 𝕥𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪 𝕗𝕝𝕒𝕧𝕠𝕣, ᶠᵃᵛᵒʳ ᵃⁿʸᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ᵇᵘᵗ ᵖˡᵃᶦⁿ.