╰┈× 𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐓𝐎𝐍.

what if i did flirt with you? how could you tell the difference?

[claw on his forehead, pressing down like adleigh was a bobblehead.]

because i'd STILL eat you.

[staring down at him. leering. blinking a few times (in reptilian fashion).]

but i am not... flirting with you?

[seems he doesn't get it.]

yes. what your head is going to be two minutes from now

what's wrong with you. i don't care anymore!!!!

i would do that. i would snatch you up and eat you.

like a hawk to a piece of prey...

i'd care, warrior

[tail continuing to wag as teemo briefly departs, he lowered himself to rest on his belly in the dirt. embarrassing that he felt this way, but... ugh.

stupid yordle.]

...alright. you make a good enough point. ...can you... get a pot for me?

[he's handing the flower back. those foggy eyes show a genuine attempt at wanting to care for this flower!]

no, not necessarily that... what if /i/ destroy it? it's so fragile and little.

[he seemed awed by the gift, being extraordinarily careful with it... he's really worried!]

[the nine foot crocodile squats, tail wagging behind him as he took it in his large, weathered claws.]

it is. i'm... worried, though.

...

don't say it like that. i will take it.

...

what.. what would i do with a flower? it would wilt in the heat... /////

my fiancé teemo

GRRRAAHHH!!!!

[staring @rushhourer.bsky.social down ...]

I personally accept when you lock in ....... :3 //

[CHOMP. not actually hard, though.]

shfut upf.

i have a better idea.

[opening his mouth-]

but that's the best part. you're supposed to be MY chef, you make what i want 💢

can it be? i will provide ingredients.

no. i eat anything with flesh.

sand is considered an appetizer.

what food can you make out of sand? we have a lot of sand.

it's better than how it was from you any other time... but his face actually shook when he growled. that's effort.

the scout said you make pizzas. i'm keeping you as my personal food maker.

...

yeah, no.

[flicking his forehead.]

oh? then do it.

good. satisfactory.

[grabbing him by the torso with his massive hand like a barbie doll]

i'm keeping you

this soft dough boy can growl better than you. you lose points for the rabbit costume.

everything about you.