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Shannon

@shannonelizabeth9.bsky.social

Silly goofy feminist killjoy.

34 Followers  |  24 Following  |  18 Posts  |  Joined: 20.01.2025  |  1.5209

Latest posts by shannonelizabeth9.bsky.social on Bluesky

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a cat is laying on a bed with a white blanket . Alt: A cat getting yanked out of a bed

producers really yanked Yulissa up outta there overnight like 😭 #LoveIslandUSA

05.06.2025 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ROBBER: everybody lie down!

ME: [already setting my alarm and away message] take your time thx

12.02.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 334    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Why would you make your narrator unreliable. I trusted you and purchased this book and this is how you repay me

12.02.2025 04:51 β€” πŸ‘ 14017    πŸ” 1725    πŸ’¬ 214    πŸ“Œ 99

there ARE stupid questions!! 80% of them are asked in HR meetings!!

11.02.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if you have two meetings at the same time on your calendar I am going to presume you’re in no meetings and are actually free.

10.02.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thou shalt not spend millions on Super Bowl ads about Jesus when you could’ve used it to feed the hungry.

10.02.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 50198    πŸ” 9762    πŸ’¬ 822    πŸ“Œ 425

What people don’t realize is that you don’t HAVE to watch that thing, you can just read.

09.02.2025 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 12806    πŸ” 1088    πŸ’¬ 353    πŸ“Œ 122
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wish I was brazen enough to post this on the other sites and start tagging husbands and boyfriends.

06.02.2025 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The cognitive dissonance of getting up every morning and making coffee and walking the dog and going to meetings and answering emails and wondering what to make for dinner while there is a real live actual coup d’etat happening is BONKERS

04.02.2025 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 41403    πŸ” 7325    πŸ’¬ 1285    πŸ“Œ 722

Hey! β€œInbox Management Training” is a waste of time! If you need this… how did you get hired???

31.01.2025 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

maybe staring at this bright horrible rectangle for an hour straight will help

30.01.2025 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 225    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
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Made it in! #Tome #booksky

28.01.2025 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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so we’re all just stuck here, right? #Tome

28.01.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I finished Onyx Storm last night. Need someone to feel confused with!!

28.01.2025 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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οΏΌ and yet, at the moment he’s golfing

27.01.2025 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 24946    πŸ” 5627    πŸ’¬ 1119    πŸ“Œ 275
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I’m a hero, honestly.

26.01.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn’t even put this book in a mini-library. I threw it away so I wouldn’t contribute to anyone else reading a glamorization of DV written by a bad lady πŸ™ƒ

26.01.2025 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

10 minutes into It Ends With Us (curiosity is a powerful drug) and it’s honestly way worse than I was anticipating.

26.01.2025 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

First they came for the immigrants, and I spoke out, because I’ve read the damn poem before and I know how it ends.

25.01.2025 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 64304    πŸ” 12635    πŸ’¬ 668    πŸ“Œ 357

hi. sorry if you're getting sick of me talking about nonvoters and 3rd party voters. please understand i hate them with the fire of one billion suns.

24.01.2025 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1766    πŸ” 197    πŸ’¬ 187    πŸ“Œ 40

What’s the best route to take in asking your new employer if they’re gonna keep all their super cool anti-discrimination policies in place during this hellscape nightmare regime?

24.01.2025 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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At the very least, I appear to be dialed in for the day.

24.01.2025 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I did one squat today and my ass didn’t get fatter.

Y’all be lyingggg 😩😩🀣🀣

23.01.2025 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 275    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 19

because they’re my parents and live many states away 😩

23.01.2025 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ruckus and Rey ❀️

23.01.2025 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I should go ahead and be Bluesky Famous, right? I’m ready. Let’s do this.

22.01.2025 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t underestimate the impact you’re making when you choose to wear a mask.

You’re protecting your health & the health of your community. You’re helping ease the burden on our healthcare system.

You’re standing in solidarity with disabled people & telling the government that no one is expendable

22.01.2025 11:33 β€” πŸ‘ 10659    πŸ” 1887    πŸ’¬ 247    πŸ“Œ 87

i haven't been posting much because im getting COUNSELLING to deal with how hot and tall and cool i am, etc

21.01.2025 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1469    πŸ” 135    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 4

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