G. R. Basil

"Wow," the man says, "It's like I'm fucking my own ass!"

drafting is going great #winedarkskies

thank goodness it's finally Meat Day

What does trade even mean to straight people. Divorced of it’s gay context, that’s just a guy. Do straight people really need more words to describe just a guy???

Size comparison of the gargantuan leviathan from Subnautica’s skull vs. a Boeing 747, the Statue of Liberty, and the Burj Khalifa. It’s pretty big

This guy is aspirational and im not kidding at all. Yes, there should be an aggressive 1,100-5,000m sea creature that can take out an aircraft carrier with one bite. I would like that. That would make things more interesting.

Blue whale vs. 75-foot ship. The whale is big. But it could be bigger.

Yeahhhhhhh I think we should times this by at least three

I love when animals are big. I think more animals should be bigger.

I’m so sexy would anyone like to kill me with an axe 👀

I LOVE YOU TRANSFAGS

Waiting with bated breath

Nickelodeon | Nick News with Linda Ellerbee |March 28, 1999; 8:30pm

Similar situation, except no penis. Much to consider.

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IT’S GOING DOWN

I’M YELLING “WIENER”

Dude chopsticks are next level. I’ve taken to eating all my snacks with them so I don’t get my hands dirty

a watercolor groundhog floats among crocuses and sparkles

Despite the horrors, happy groundhog day! 😀

*trying to think of something nice to say about emerald fennel* her name is two lovely nouns

I don’t think it’s even the first time Juicy J has referenced dahmer in a verse

“It’s a bad verse Grayson” of course it is. It’s the guy from three six mafia on a Katy Perry song. What did you think was going to happen. Honestly the jeffrey dahmer bar was the least surprising thing on that guest feature

Now that I’ve been getting into triple six mafia’s back catalogue I have the context to say: it is funny as shit that they let juicy j be on that Katy Perry song

I love nu metal it sucks

HOLY SHIT

Hm. Apparently yes.

It’s Shabbat but I wanna CONLANG

1000 pound sisters is a show about class

If I were president I’d institute mandatory woke and pass a law that makes it so all rap group cuts need to feature at least two female mcs

🇻🇳Vietnamese🇻🇳 I just think it’d be fun. Do it for Uncle Ho.
🇮🇪Irish🇮🇪 For the motherland. I tried one time but it was really hard without a teacher.
🇮🇳Hindi🇮🇳 I hear it’s not hard, and I’d love to go to India.
🇲🇳Mongolian🇲🇳 my heart yearns for the steppe

Languages I Want To Learn, In Order of Priority
🇵🇸Levatine Arabic🇵🇸 really want to do this, need to find a teacher
🇯🇵Japanese🇯🇵 I don’t think it would be hard if I just consigned myself to being a rude idiot forever
🇧🇷Portuguese🇧🇷 BRAZILLLLLLLL CAMPEÃO DO MUNDO
🇷🇺Russian🇷🇺 unfortunately im fag

White House posts digitally altered image of woman arrested after ICE protest (The Guardian) The White House posted a digital...

This is why USA will not regulate AI because the white house likes to post doctored images to try to incriminate people (crime) and to spread lies about civilians (not a crime but should be).

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KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor

Also sometimes even when I know the words people are saying I have NO IDEA what they’re talking about. This happens at an alarming frequency, so I might be stupid in addition to the disorder thing.