grayson “rasputinian” rasputinian

You wanna see what ordinary hands can do to something fragile? Watch me

*making eyes with a cute twink in the audience*

Completely killing the vibe at the function by donating my Chat Pile “Dallas beltway” at gay bar karaoke

Thereeeeee we go. Love to lie

Can’t I just have a bird experience trip sitter?

The male loneliness epidemic is real! Kiss the homies with tongue ❤️

How much do you think it would cost to get me absolutely trashed and then hire a bird educator to bring out a bunch of parrots for my birthday. Because that sounds like my perfect night.

I knew I had to get this information from somewhere, lol. Why did we both think it was clothing, though?

Putting the “up” in “blown up”

Tfw an itch that can never be scratched 😔

You know, to some, being hoisted by one’s own petard might be a deeply erotic experience

All this time I thought a petard, as in “hoisted by one’s own petard,” was an article of fancy men’s clothing, and you’re telling me it’s a bomb? It’s been a bomb this entire time?

Text me and I’ll show you lol

CHAPTER FIFTEEN. Can you tell this one has a sex scene in it?

Bulge is laden with too much homestuck baggage for me to ever use unironically

“Crotch” is such a hideously unsexy word, and I always feel like I’ve written myself into a corner when I have to use it.

God I see what you’re doing for the people of New York City and I want that for me

Racist jokes are almost never funny but the ones that really piss me off is when people do the “Asian accent confusing Ls and Rs” for Chinese people because it’s not even true. L and R are different sounds in Chinese. Make a joke about Chinese people pronouncing Ns as Ls. Then maybe I’ll laugh.

Baby cousin has become a raw meat conspiracy theorist 😔

David DeCoteau I cannot even disrespect your game because if I had money at my disposal this is the same kind of shit I’d be making too. I would hire cuter guys and better practical effects artists tho

The Brotherhood VI: Initiation (2009) - Horror - A group of fraternity guys hold an initiation for new pledges in a secluded cabin in the woods where a homicidal lumberjack lurks. 3.2/10 ⭐️

I think this movie would make more sense if there were actually porn in it. When I figured out this was the same guy who made A Talking Cat!?! everything suddenly clicked

entering my cloister any time my mood dips below 75% so I don’t destroy all my personal relationships by sounding too snarky 😔

(At least once a week, for some reason)

me: I’m in a bad mood, and it’s not your fault. I am clearly communicating to you so that you know my bad mood is not because of you.

someone else: okay

me: *lets frustration show through in my tone or body language*

them: um. Why are you being a dick?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GOOSE

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Covered in burrito residue

So true, king. Thank you for your support

Given my online pedigree and past fandoms, it’s honestly a small miracle that I’m not a furry

He is flirting so hard it’s insane

Been watching all the conjuring movies (they’re bad, except for Annabelle comes home, which is alright). I will say more when I watch the last one tomorrow, but let me just say: there is exactly one good scene in each movie, and the rest of the scares are just Colored Contacts and Getting Grabbed.

To be fair I think Mormons do deserve to get some flak, but I also think all Christian denominations could be made to sound just as bad if they were subjected to the same amount of scrutiny and we were being morally consistent. But that’s just my onion ¯\_(ツ)_/¯