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Now, you can leak nuclear secrets and still book a tee time, but write one bad op-ed and poof 💨 you’re on a government watchlist. Almost like treason’s not the problem just who’s committing it.

When the world is more invested in protecting American democracy than Congress, you know we’re in trouble. History is watching.

With Love, Meghan is exactly that—a radiant embrace of joy, grace, and unwavering elegance. A well-deserved renewal for a show that exudes nothing but light. I’m so happy for her and love this for her! Let them stew, we’ll be basking in the glow of Season 2! With Love, Tamia🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾

With Love, Meghan is returning for Season 2 this fall 😍😍😍, and I love this for her! A journey of grace, evolution, and standing firm in one’s truth—this series is a testament to love, resilience, and legacy. Can’t wait to see what’s next!

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The Democratic Party Watches and They Listen… Dear Hakeem Jeffries, More Of This Please!!
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HUD cafeteria got folks in a Black Mirror episode they never signed up for. I just wanted some fries, not a cult initiation.

Wait…Canada really got 150,000 people signing a petition to kick Elon out?! LMAOOO they not playin’! America, what we doin?! We need to gather some signatures and pack this menace to society up ASAP! Mars, come get your boy!🚀📦

#ReturnToSender #PackItUpElon #NoMuskNoFuss #ByeLoneMusk #MarsComeGetHim

Waiiit a minute… Canada got 150,000 people signing a petition to revoke his citizenship?! America, what we doin?! Somebody pass me the link ’cause WE need to talk!! #ByeElon
#DeportMusk
#AmericaTakeNotes
#RevokeElon
#ElonGottaGo
#PetitionToBoot
#USNext?
#MuskOut
#SignThePetition
#HoldElonAccountable

Jane Fonda nails it—empathy is the ultimate superpower, not a buzzword. When actors become mirrors reflecting humanity’s rawest truths, ‘woke’ just means refusing to look away. Let’s weaponize compassion; the best scripts are written with heartbeats, not hashtags. 🎭 #SAGAwards #EmpathyInAction

Ah, checking for a Russian birth certificate? If the Kremlin crib comes with a side of collusion, I’ll bet it’s signed ‘Vladimir Putin, MD’—Master of Deals… and annexations. 🇷🇺 #Russianspy.

Another day of hypocrisy—or a not-so-subtle slide into authoritarianism? The double standards are getting real bold.

Looks like the stats are serving some hard truths with a side of reality. Maybe it's time to fact-check before we fear-monger? 📊🤔 #StayInformed

“I’m only here for the halftime show and commercials—everything else? TV OFF. The game? TV OFF. The commentary? TV OFF. Coin toss? TV OFF. Replays? TV OFF. Soon as Kendrick and them walk off that stage? TV. OFF.” #SuperBowl #HalftimeOrBust

Put Your Money Where Your Values Are!

No intelligent species would destroy their own environment… but a special species of billionaire idiots would. 🤑🔥🌍

“Oh, so we penny-pinching for student loans & healthcare, but Elon’s defense contracts got direct deposit? Y’all stay talking about waste—well, let’s start with the billionaire welfare program at the Pentagon.

April Fools got nothing on this administration—except at least April Fools’ jokes end after a day. This? This is a four-year-long prank on democracy, and the punchline keeps getting worse🤡

You don’t need electricity’—girl, is the brain also on power-saving mode? How do you even say something this dumb with confidence? Competence has left the building, and facts and logic clearly ain’t in the budget.

The only thing ‘trickling down’ is the working class getting pissed on while the rich tell them it’s raining.

The man literally said, ‘I’m robbing you,’ and y’all said, ‘YEEHAW, THANK YOU, KING.’ How does it feel knowing you’re not even victims—you’re volunteers? All because you thought his racism was ‘refreshing.

Sir, the only country on its knees is America. Tariffs aren’t some uno reverse card—somebody get this oversized toddler an economics lesson immediately.

Let’s be real—the biggest threat to America ain’t immigrants, it’s homegrown terrorists who storm the Capitol when elections don’t go their way. Deportation? Please, they wouldn’t last a week anywhere else.

Mexico said ‘y’all worried about the wrong border.’ So y’all built a wall but left the front door wide open for corruption? Y’all really put a man with 91 felony charges in the White House and called it patriotism. Hagan que tenga sentido. Eso es una locura.

Y’all really put democracy on Craigslist and sold it to the greatest scammer. Now you’re confused about the consequences? Hope y’all enjoy your plumber-performed colonoscopy. Don’t be surprised when he says, ‘We gotta snake this drain,’ and pulls out a toilet auger. 🚽🔧😂🙃 Take dat, take dat.

Red States be like ‘WHY IS EVERYTHING SO EXPENSIVE?’ …Ma’am, because you played yourself. You had a Buy 1, Get Fucked for Free deal on bad policies. Enjoy.

Mexico & Canada pulled a ‘Don’t Start None, Won’t Be None’—now Red States about to learn what real consequences feel like. 🇲🇽🇨🇦 Y’all better start planting crops and learning how to sew, cause imports just got EXPENSIVE.

Red states (struggling): ‘Ayúdame! Aide-moi!’ 😭

This ain’t a presidency, it’s an Ocean’s 45 + American Gangsters sequel. It’s literally criminal behavior in broad daylight. 🍿🍿🍿

Ask a manCHILD like Trump for basic human decency, and he short-circuits into misogyny. Nothing triggers fragile menCHILDREN more than a woman asking for kindness. 😹 Trump’s ego is so fragile, a prayer made him mad. 😡

Selective feminism always folds under patriarchy. Every. Single. Time. Y’all really thought aligning with bigotry would keep you safe? Meanwhile, Mr. ‘Grab ‘Em By the Püśś¥’ still don’t like you. 😹