Mykal

The First of May. HooRAY! HooRAY! Outdoor fucking starts today.

Wait. Facebook's photo matching algorithm has (inexplicably) mistaken you for me. You're not using me like a Sadam Hussein body double, are you? Am I someday going to have to fend off a would-be Scalzi assassin?

I was just thinking (as I watched one on the news) that if I knew before, I'd participate.

So, you know, if you hear about any, let's GO!

This comes with a DOJ referral, right? Why hasn't this POS been charged yet?

🤣, also 💯

Summary:

$90K in payments to 12 women for sex/drugs
Sex with a minor
Allegations of drug-induced sexual assault
Rampant illicit drug use
Fake email account setup to purchase drugs
Accepting gifts of travel in excess of permissible limits
False statements to the state dept. to obtain a passport

Pay attention.

the greatest trick the devil ever played was to convince low-wattage morons that he was going to lower the price of eggs

Propagandized, and intentionally poorly educated. 🤬

Does Elon make Donny wear a gimp suit

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This. 💯

Coincidentally, we were just at a screening last week of "12.12: The Day," South Korea's official selection for Best International Feature about the last time this happened in Korea (in 1979.)

It shouldn’t be ignored that Kash Patel chose to plead the Fifth in response to a grand jury subpoena over the Mar-a-Lago classified documents.

He only testified, involuntarily, after being granted immunity.

Think about that. Trump’s FBI nominee pled the Fifth in response to a DOJ subpoena.

If only they gave a shit about hypocrisy.

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Hear @olbermann.bsky.social refer to Matt Gaetz as "Beavis & Botox." 🤣

In an effort to save face, Gaetz said he was withdrawing in order to spend more time with other people's kids.

Matt Gaetz saving face by telling friends he just wanted to spend more time with other people’s kids

Saw a screening of Better Man, the Robbie Williams story Tuesday night. Fantastic! Great story, creative, innovative film making, expert sound editing. LOVED it! Can't recommend it enough.

And Robbie was a charming sum'bitch. Kind, friendly, and truly engaged with everyone he met that night.

The Department of Justice isn't within 100 feet of a school, is it?

Seems like Bluesky is getting quite a bit more popular over the past week. Must be time to start spending more time over here (and none over there.)

I really feel like I should make more of an effort to be amusing here.

Perhaps just more fart jokes.

(Full disclosure: I can't think of a single fart joke.)

Make my funk the P-Funk. I wants to get funked up.

Isn't Boeing in Seattle? This new plane came from Oakland.

It is. I'm told they're getting a bunch of new planes, switching out the AirBuses for new Boeing 737-9Max.

Spent an extra 45min in your fair city, as when the plane arrived they had to load up all the literature in the seat backs and amenities, etc. This one's fresh from the factory.

Today's last flight home is on a BRAND NEW plane. My ass is the first ever in this seat!

Sounds funny, but it still has that new plane smell.

Saw Buddy Guy at the Hollywood Bowl last week. Still thinking about that show a week later. 87 years old and still tearin' it up. He's always been a spectacular live performer. So much fun.

Just read that Musk named his third child with Grimes "Techno Mechanicus."

WTF? I mean, I knew he was "billionaire nutty", but cruel, too? That's a terrible thing to saddle a kid with.