Everybody loves a quiet child
Everybody wants to be amazing
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divergentcoachkelly on Threads * 2h ADHD is knowing exactly what you need to do then watching yourself not do it like you're a scientist observing a very dumb experiment
10/10 take. No notes.
07.11.2025 17:49 — 👍 22373 🔁 5648 💬 210 📌 310Well, FIX IT
07.11.2025 15:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0things that arent the future of civilization
- chatbots
- crypto
- robot butlers
- cars that sorta drive autonomously as long as youre paying attention for when they fail and almost kill a bunch of people
things that actually are the future of civilization
- free clean energy
Eu ia brigar por apropriação cultural mas seu handle já esclarece...
06.11.2025 05:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i am NOT sorry for my english
05.11.2025 01:31 — 👍 34 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 1"The day NYC elects a Muslim Mayor will be the day I die."
--Dick Cheney probably
The solution to the male loneliness epidemic is attending a local Democratic Party canvassing event.
05.11.2025 12:04 — 👍 11563 🔁 1747 💬 41 📌 100The Dimitri finds out meme, which is a two panel vertical meme of a guy being interviewed by a lady. The caption reads "The club is bumping, the ladies look good, the alcohol is flowing." The second caption reads "There is much pain in the world, but not in this room."
Bluesky rn
05.11.2025 03:04 — 👍 23398 🔁 4827 💬 35 📌 50There are more of us than there are of them.
05.11.2025 02:31 — 👍 32905 🔁 5254 💬 446 📌 261Pop Base tweets: "Kim Kardashian said on ‘The Kardashians’ that she believes the moon landing was fake: “They’re gonna say I’m crazy no matter what, but like, go to TikTok. See for yourself. […] There’s no gravity on the moon. Why is the flag blowing? The shoes that they have in the museum that they wore on the moon is a different print in the photos. Why are there no stars?”"
"go to TikTok. See for yourself."
31.10.2025 04:25 — 👍 13868 🔁 1595 💬 1993 📌 889This is extremely sound advice. I'd go so far as to say that it's even better than the Dan Simmons novel upon which it is based.
31.10.2025 12:01 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0A atualização sobe na sexta-feira.
31.10.2025 12:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Casa de Carnes Sidney Suínos
31.10.2025 01:24 — 👍 41 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 1Oh no, why :(
29.10.2025 18:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Empresas, voltem a usar SMS.
26.10.2025 19:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A grey blue washed image of a bearded young ish white guy looking into the mirror all serious with his palm pressed against it. A serif font title reads: DID I JUST ARGUE WITH A JOKE? A semi opaque navy snoot near the bottom bears the bluesky logo and the text PART OF A BLUESKY EDUCATIONAL SERIES
23.10.2025 20:14 — 👍 27328 🔁 5558 💬 339 📌 270God Emperor of Mastodon @mms@bsd.cafe: "This, Jen, is the US-EAST-1" (pic from the IT Crowd series where the guys show the girl a box and they tell her it's the (whole) internet)
21.10.2025 10:41 — 👍 121 🔁 14 💬 1 📌 0Todas as vezes que peço pelo app do MC tem algo faltando no pedido e reclamar éabsurdo de difícil... ifood it is then.
20.10.2025 23:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0