Somedays, the universe #laughs at my plan to write for #vss365.
11.08.2025 10:13 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0@marshaadams.bsky.social
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Somedays, the universe #laughs at my plan to write for #vss365.
11.08.2025 10:13 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Thank you!
09.08.2025 21:47 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Little Miss Muffet told her phobia, "Stuff it!"
And threw all her cares away
She got wasted on cider
and sought out the #spider
For an intimate silken soiree
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"It's just a #prank, bro."
He said that every time he opened the fridge, and he was always disappointed when the head didn't laugh.
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I have no idea, but the Girl Guiding website suggests they do.
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08.08.2025 03:50 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0She'd been a rainbow girl, a #brownie, a guide, and briefly a ranger, but at sixteen she began scouting for boys.
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"Do you hear the rabble shouting?" the king asked. "'#Rules are made to be broken', indeed! Bloody anarchists!"
"Bloody, your majesty. Yes," replied his adviser. "And bloodier still, soon. They are saying 'rulers', I fear."
"Call out the guard!"
"Sire, they were the guard."
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Never give your guardian angel #sass. Today, I learned they won't protect you from their own wrath, and they won't even provide a cushion when you sit down afterwards.
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I wanted to go on the rollercoaster, but my guardian #angel said, "Lo, thou shalt remain safe upon the ground, and no, thou shalt not have candyfloss, for thy teeth are already not blessed among women. Nor shalt thou have Coke. Why didst thou not bring a water bottle?"
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She inherits a bracelet from her grandma. None of the #charms have meaning to her: not the one-eyed cat, the miscast coin dated a century in the future, the winged ark, the ever-spinning compass, or the ebony star. But they feel right on her wrist, like they've come home.
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The Scottish speckled owl, known colloquially as 'the wee #scowl', is the most judgmental of the British owl species. Birdwatchers hoping to see one should wear socks with sandals, or make disparaging remarks about ospreys.
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She stashes some of the smaller bones in her '#mischief box', for scattering in secret at archaeological digs. Many a Roman mosaic has been ruined by forensic scientists blissfully unaware they're about to be baffled by multiple body parts.
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She #hums Chopin's funeral march as she slowly stirs his gumbo, mostly for the rhythm it gives her spoon. Mostly.
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31.07.2025 14:47 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The wych #elm outside the church yard is old; my grandmother knew that when she was a girl, and her grandmother too. Legends say if lovers kiss beneath its twisted limbs they'll never part, however much they wish too.
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30.07.2025 02:33 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0They disagree on her beauty: he says gold, she says straw; he says #sapphire, she says copper sulphate.
He thinks he values her more than she values herself; but she knows what feeds her horses and protects her library from bookworms.
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A choir of #sparrows roosts in the ancient yew, eating berries which would poison their kin and chirping the glory of life to the dead stones around them.
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As Head of HR, good posture is important to convey both confidence and openness, especially when meeting with the CEO. I usually go with feet slightly apart, bent at the waist, and hands resting on his desk: I call it the #happenstance.
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Robert Fripp is widely regarded as a musical genius, but few know him for the forward thinker he is: His band, King #Crimson, were the cause of punk rock, which was the cause of Toyah, who married him and whose breasts helped revive his popularity during the Covid lockdowns.
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26.07.2025 08:52 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0She's trying to put the pieces of her life #together, but she can't find all the edges, and there's no picture on the box.
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