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VAC-banned from every Source game after bravely proclaiming that the Soldier from Team Fortress 2 "has tboy swag"

What would the federal response be if someone had kissed Big Balls with tongue

my dyslexia is getting pretty bad huh

I have endured an all-day cloud of weariness and physical anxiety that I would best liken to "the feeling of not having to shit right now but having to shit super bad in like 2 hours"

I finally removed OneDrive from my computer, kicking and screaming, and my takeaway is that Microsoft not only wanted me to fail but to feel vaguely guilty for even trying

I would love to be one of those like, adversarial UX designers, whose job is to make it as confusing and unpleasant as possible for a user to select an option in software that the company really really really doesn't want them to

added audio to it cuz i was bored

and I'm loving every minute of it

there's going to be a non zero number of people hearing about homestuck for the first time via this cartoon who are going to discover that it's essentially impossible to access for extremely stupid reasons

500,000 build grist or dinner with Colonel Sassacre

We're never getting Hiveswap Act 3 y'all

Y'all think they're ever going to make Hiveswap Act 3 because I'm kinda still holding out for that one

ME AND MY BIG FAT MOUTH

It would also be the most fitting legacy for a comic so long and self-cannibalizing that even its diehard fans and chroniclers have a really hard time remembering what happens in it

I do think Homestuck effectively becoming lost media would be a good death for it. that which burns briefly burns brightest and so on

Automobile

It turns out "I'm just gonna chill out and play a game or something until the ADHD meds kick in" is a good way to get locked into playing a game for 4 to 10 hours

>have two room-temperature cans of soda
>place one in the fridge, take the other with me
>5 seconds pass
>switch cans around because the one in the fridge is technically colder now
>10 seconds pass
>switch cans around because the one in the fridge is technically colder now
>30 seconds pass

You do kind of look like one

"Some crazy shit, as experienced via a guy at a desk in the situation room on the telephone" does not seem to be a winning formula

I'm mostly thinking of the Taking of Pelham 123 remake and that movie where Jake Gyllenhaal is a 911 operator and child murderer

and it'll be hosted on a site alongside 5+ other subtitle tracks that are perfectly correct! why did they even spend time doing it

It's funny when the dialogue in a SRT is wrong because it's the only possible thing you can even fuck up. 1 out of 1 tasks failed, literally 100% failure and yet they still upload it to the online repositories anyway like it's not e-waste

We should make sure we don't date each other because I don't think I could survive a date with chorizo on my breath

I think it would reduce my out-of-10 score by like 0.01 and take me just below the attractiveness threshold that the other person would dump me

Ham isn't a bathtime food but who am I to stand in the way of gay romance

It *is* really funny that all three of the McElroy brothers have had vasectomies

rich people after moving to Austin:

A Source Filmmaker render of a bear Heavy sticking his fingers in a canine Medic's mouth and trying to tug down his trousers

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