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Matt Ward

@offbeatagent.bsky.social

http://relocatetoohio.com real estate agent to the left of Liberal. Central Ohio but sell all over the state.

515 Followers  |  400 Following  |  284 Posts  |  Joined: 10.11.2023  |  1.9213

Latest posts by offbeatagent.bsky.social on Bluesky

They didn't film in Ohio I read

27.10.2025 11:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Onion rings are snow crab for vegetarians.

26.10.2025 22:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My friend told me he was hanging out after a date and the girl asked him to "Show him where his dick at" and he declined saying "Sorry I am not into Cock Doxxing"
๐Ÿ’€

18.10.2025 14:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Owning the libs is the whole point and there is no other winning.

08.09.2025 11:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is there even a way to download the music digitally of major artists without having a monthly subscription to something?

14.08.2025 23:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Anyone ready to buy some land and disappear? Here is some in Ohio that I have just listed. $285k for 33.3 acres in Coshocton County
cambridgeroadcoshocton.com

11.08.2025 13:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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For Sale 5 Acres with a Pond and 2700+ sq ft home and huge garage at 6247 State Route 61 in Shelby Ohio. I will be there 1-4pm this Saturday if you want to come see me! #shelbyohio

04.08.2025 14:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I feel coffee shops are the cultural hub of small town rural America. Check out Indian Bear Cork & Coffee in Coshocton (Roscoe) Ohio

20.07.2025 11:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Let me make myself perfectly fucking clear.

22.06.2025 01:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was there

15.06.2025 01:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lol!!

15.06.2025 01:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

TDS? ๐Ÿ˜‚

04.06.2025 12:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Home for sale in New Albany OH $549,900
4 beds 3 full baths 2600+ SQ FT 3 car garage

04.06.2025 12:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Haven't been able to use @skylight.social for more than a month. Just won't upload video. Shuts down and logs out....

04.06.2025 12:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't have TDL I have MAGA Fatigue. The silent majority never shuts the fuck up.

02.06.2025 22:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Facebook is mostly still relevant because of Groups. What has replaced Facebook Groups for you? What is the non Meta alternative?

29.05.2025 01:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

is that Fozzies dick?

29.05.2025 01:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A sheriff deputy in Morrow County Ohio was killed by a 50s white guy. I would like to know what gun was used to kill the officer. Something tells me it wasn't a hunting rifle or pistol.

28.05.2025 21:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Hate to be a downer, but...

Hate to be a downer, but...

Me every time Neo-Liberals say that Trump is doing anything remotely good in Policy

28.05.2025 20:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sweet please Add reshare option AND make it stop forcing us to login every time.

28.05.2025 00:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Grifting 101

28.05.2025 00:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't know if I would do it again because of having to drive to pick them up. (eco-unfriendly). However, I liked the idea of puttin the money in a local persons pocket.

23.05.2025 20:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yesterday I wanted to buy two phone chargers but I didn't want to support Amazon or Walmart or pay $$$ at a gas station so I went on Ebay and they had a "Pick up locally" option. I chose that. Met a guy in a parking lot on the other side of town and got the two chargers for half the price of Amazon.

23.05.2025 20:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My thoughts on the slide to the right of the younger men in the United States of America.

23.05.2025 19:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To me one of the most interesting paradox of housing is that when you do improve things in a community it attracts new residents and the growth can burden the community if the right growth strategy is in place. Are they any examples of cities that have dealt with this successfully? #Housing

23.05.2025 18:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I cannot get Skylight to post longer videos. (Android user) They show a progress bar like they are processing and then goes back to my feed, nothing in drafts, nothing uploaded.

23.05.2025 18:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I cannot get Skylight to post longer videos. (Android user) They show a progress bar like they are processing and then goes back to my feed, nothing in drafts, nothing uploaded.

23.05.2025 18:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Those on the left taking every opportunity to throw this in the face of rural folks disgust me

Those on the left taking every opportunity to throw this in the face of rural folks disgust me

19.05.2025 10:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wow

18.05.2025 22:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was the Trumpers in the comments

05.05.2025 01:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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