Bimbo Slice

Come on Patriots, it's your civic duty!!1!

Yes, this is a real tweet.

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New PM Carney declared, “Canada now finds itself at a hinge moment of history”. “Our old relationship of integration with the US is now over. We are over the shock of the American betrayal,” he said.

"America wants our land, our resources, our water, our country. These are not idle threats.”

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Of all the wretched transphobic pieces of human trash out there, why does one of them have to be the author of my favorite story of all time

JD "The Angel of Death" Vance, everybody

*everyone runs away screaming

Krasnov must have recently found out S&P 500 stands for Standard and Poors but really wanted to focus on that last part

Shocked face

Now do Trump.

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Settle down everyone it was not Krasnov and his merry band of morons that crashed the global economy, it was those friggin trans athletes!!

Tim Robinson from I think you should leave pointing at the camera and saying “I’ll kill you”

trump to the stock market

Today is my birthday, I turned 42 years of age. My name is Bimbo Slice. Fuck the patriarchy and NO GODS NO MASTERS

Can't edit in BlueSky I see 🤣🤣

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Did you all know that Ryan Cohen, Executive Chairman of GameStop take no salary and today bought 500k shares of the company with h his own money 😯 IN THIS ECONOMY

We don't talk about GameStop here as much as we should

Thank god MAGA are dumb as fuck otherwise they'd see themselves getting absolutely screwed over by the Big Orange Retard and probably be pretty pissed off

79 top posts on Reddit talking about Cory Booker's marathon speech. Okay but other than a headline and a record. What has this done?

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In Trump's America, if you look Mexican:

These last 8 years have proven the American people and government can't be trusted to make good decisions. I'll take a European allyship over US 11 times out of 10 🇨🇦🇪🇺🤝

Pickle's gonna be King of the Clink in no time

The people that were once shocked that Krasnov could bankrupt Casinos are going to be astounded when he's done with America ☠️

Book 'em boys

This ratio is next level. And on his OWN platform, no less.

It's always the ones you most expect

I accidentally sent my boss a text a meant to send my wife. I was pretty embarrassed. It wasn't anything racy or plans to attack another country or anything, but embarrassing nonetheless

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The guy who's company can't account for $1.4 billion is in charge of the Government's spending efficiency

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Storm the Capitol, break and enter one of the country's highest level buildings, try to perform a coup and un-do a legal election while injuring many and killing a police officer: pardoned

Protest burn a Billionaire's car injuring no one: El Salvadorian prison

The Department of Education, among other things, is what funds special education for children with disabilities.

Trump’s executive order will hurt kids and parents in virtually every school district in the country.

The people obsessed with dismantling public services are the ones who’ve never had to depend on them.

ICE is a terrorist organization.