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I had to check, and its real... Gerbers militia, ranks up there with dads army or the peoples front of judea

11.01.2025 20:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Staple diet of Baked bean sandwiches Bennet, we had a vastly different third level education it seems..

05.01.2025 16:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not sure whose dead tbh, unclear, if twas the bad guy then great if it was an innocent then not so much

02.01.2025 01:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Unfortunately not i believe

01.01.2025 23:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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You know itโ€™s getting bad when even the cucumber-lovinโ€™ OnlyFans-turned social media grifter clowns start to turn on you.

27.12.2024 14:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 44    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Much more convenient when the bribary was private

24.12.2024 12:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gotta keep the vampires away

22.12.2024 21:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Funny. When ISIS killed 145 & injured 500+ on Moscow he didn't say this about me

And I even dismissed the US warning us they'd attack.

21.12.2024 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2778    ๐Ÿ” 500    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 70    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

Trumps paranoia and ego will do the rest.

19.12.2024 21:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The drunk aunt bottom right is my favourite elno

19.12.2024 21:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think that kid got blindsided by the grift as well

19.12.2024 21:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ that man is a treasure and should be safeguarded as such

19.12.2024 21:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
19.12.2024 20:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ok the laser lever is slightly ott, ive no problem with the rest

19.12.2024 20:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man wearing a military uniform and a hat with a gold feather on it ALT: a man wearing a military uniform and a hat with a gold feather on it

Another brother in moviprep

14.12.2024 17:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Unwavering conviction ๐Ÿ˜‚

09.12.2024 20:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie stands in a crowd of people ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands in a crowd of people

Sounds vaguely familiar, SS next perhaps?

08.12.2024 13:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fairly bleak thought

04.12.2024 23:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Partial anesthesia.... thats inhumane

04.12.2024 23:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is almost the most dystopian thing ive read today and the fact that almost is in that sentence is quite something

04.12.2024 22:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hate this
This is gold

04.12.2024 22:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"If i understand groks data correctly"

Smorgasord to choose from in that alone

04.12.2024 22:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Energy market is going to collapse in germany

04.12.2024 16:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ya amazing stuff

03.12.2024 21:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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03.12.2024 20:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Its no small wonder people veer towards social media for their news, even moreso when its an actual "news" outlet crossposting parody as fact.

Idiocracy wasnt meant to be a documentary

03.12.2024 20:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Youre both right, they cant afford them but theyll put themselves in hock for one

03.12.2024 16:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who assumed otherwise?

03.12.2024 15:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hes deleted quite a lot

02.12.2024 16:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคจ

02.12.2024 16:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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