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Maz, The

@themaz.bsky.social

Intrepid explorer of the internet. "He's really nerdy but is passable as a non nerd."

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Completely paralyzed at the thought of throwing this old toaster out because of a single animated film.

06.02.2026 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I can finally meet Bobson Dugnutt!

06.02.2026 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
columbo but mole

columbo but mole

Molumbo

04.02.2026 09:17 β€” πŸ‘ 6596    πŸ” 2074    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 36
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a black and white photo of mariya takeuchi with a red and green call button ALT: a black and white photo of mariya takeuchi with a red and green call button
04.02.2026 04:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine hanging adjustable curtain rods and not taking a moment to pretend to be Son Wukong before you put them up

03.02.2026 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This kicks ass and I need a poster of that Sayla drawing

03.02.2026 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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31.01.2026 04:31 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
George Washington
YouTube video by unvmebad86 George Washington

I don't know why they need to make short AI films about the American Revolution when the perfect one was created 18 years ago www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRo...

29.01.2026 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1975    πŸ” 682    πŸ’¬ 55    πŸ“Œ 65

Mom said it's my turn to use The Beam

29.01.2026 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is holding a yellow helmet in a room next to a lamp ALT: a man is holding a yellow helmet in a room next to a lamp

Looking out at the driveway throughout the day

28.01.2026 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yeah

22.01.2026 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They're going to huck it all in a poorly trained AI model to sniff out the woke. That the laziness of this administration somehow rivals its vileness in scope is impressive in a laughing to keep from crying kinda way.

14.01.2026 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder if his headstone will be Dilbert shaped

13.01.2026 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The only chore I wished to be freed from is constantly disabling AI assistant or training BS in basic applications

08.01.2026 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nashu's priorities are in the absolute correct order

06.01.2026 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

These are sick and I guess I'm sending more letters in 2026

27.12.2025 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Naming my gingerbread flavored protein powder Jingle All the Whey

22.12.2025 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Harry Du Bois Karaoke Sketch
[ twitch.tv/genczilla ]

18.12.2025 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 240    πŸ” 54    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
A New York Times headline that reads: "Calibri’s Run-In With Rubio Wasn’t Its First Controversy."

A New York Times headline that reads: "Calibri’s Run-In With Rubio Wasn’t Its First Controversy."

Can't say I ever expected to see a "That Font was No Angel" headline. But here we are.

11.12.2025 11:56 β€” πŸ‘ 8048    πŸ” 1589    πŸ’¬ 165    πŸ“Œ 148

"So I guess we'll tell them you had nobody to go with!"
"Just drive, Dave."
"Sometimes you're just no fun, Tommy."
"You gotta stop calling me that, Dave. I'm a fucking saint."
"Not with a mouth like that you ain't, Tommy."

10.12.2025 10:44 β€” πŸ‘ 168    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

Good christ just gonna remember this any time I question my abilities as a parent.

09.12.2025 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there

07.12.2025 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 16286    πŸ” 5997    πŸ’¬ 148    πŸ“Œ 292
weirdo @JackPosobiec reacts to netflix possibly buying warner bros:

β€œThey're going to make Looney Tunes gay
They're going to make everything gay”

weirdo @JackPosobiec reacts to netflix possibly buying warner bros: β€œThey're going to make Looney Tunes gay They're going to make everything gay”

bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok

06.12.2025 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 14702    πŸ” 1981    πŸ’¬ 593    πŸ“Œ 322
02.02.2025 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1018    πŸ” 163    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1
Fred Durst is wearing a red pilgrim hat. He holds a bowl of stuffing in one hand and cranberry sauce in another, presenting both to the viewer. Text below reads "Just give me something to thank!"

Fred Durst is wearing a red pilgrim hat. He holds a bowl of stuffing in one hand and cranberry sauce in another, presenting both to the viewer. Text below reads "Just give me something to thank!"

27.11.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Justin Elze &
@HackingLZ
For those going home to visit family this
weekend:
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β€’ Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
β€’ LG calls it TruMotion
β€’ Sony calls it Motionflow
β€’ Roku calls it Action Smoothing
β€’ Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement
β€’ Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.

Justin Elze & @HackingLZ For those going home to visit family this weekend: Follow β€’ Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus β€’ LG calls it TruMotion β€’ Sony calls it Motionflow β€’ Roku calls it Action Smoothing β€’ Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement β€’ Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.

26.11.2025 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

[picture of Don Jr. and Eric making the face Daniel Craig makes when he watches Tom Hanks and Paul Newman playing piano together in "Road to Perdition"]

21.11.2025 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 511    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0
Malice and Pusha T posing with Elmo from Sesame street. Text reads "Clipse will appear on the next episode of seasme street to sing with Elmo"

Malice and Pusha T posing with Elmo from Sesame street. Text reads "Clipse will appear on the next episode of seasme street to sing with Elmo"

"V is for Virginia, where there ain't shit to do but cook"

17.11.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
Raccoon walking into a room saying β€œim going insane
do you want anything”

Raccoon walking into a room saying β€œim going insane do you want anything”

Current (permanent) mood as an American in 2025:

15.11.2025 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 930    πŸ” 267    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 3
November 14th: A Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing

November 14th: A Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing

happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day

14.11.2025 06:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1774    πŸ” 856    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 53

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