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highland kroger has paid an aroma consultant seven figures since covid started, with a 10% merit increase each year. that’s why grocery prices are crazy

The Black Sabbath song “Sweet Leaf” is about stevia

“physical media” is not enough. real music fans get it directly from their bard

may june 4th be with you

it’s regrettable that the contractor who last renovated fedex forum put the “make 3 pointer juice” fountain in the opponent locker room but it’s too late now to do anything about it

the best part of being a scientist is they let you drink one beaker of bubbling liquid per shift

How I imagine @memphisweather.net after these past 4 days

I'lL BE THE HIT OF THE PARTY

I’LL BE THE HIT OF THE PARTY

Bro I BEEN tired of North Macedonia acting like king shit

excited to start building the economy of our future. now we just need to build some factories. and all we need to do that efficiently is a little domestic manufacturing and some competitively priced materials… oh no… NO NO NO NO

“Buddy Hield? Oh right, him too” sources added

The NBA is deploying its celebration police to capture Ja Morant for engaging in prohibited finger motions last night. “We will take him, dead or alive” league sources assure me and @espn_macmahon

it’s regrettable that the contractor who last renovated fedex forum put the “make 3 pointer juice” fountain in the opponent locker room but it’s too late now to do anything about it

Waking up in my own normal body and freaking out like the guy who woke up as a bug

The Big Bopper fandom is dying!!! Repost to your feed if you aren’t afraid to say “Hello, baby!”

My new paper, The effect of front-end vehicle height on pedestrian death risk, was just published at #Economics of #Transportation. I use vehicle design measurements to test for the effect of taller vehicles on pedestrian outcomes in crashes. www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...

photo from victor wembanyama's nba debut in which the basketball in mid-air in the foreground perfectly obscures his head so he looks like a basketball head. his spurs teammates around him are going nuts

my pick for greatest modern-era nba photo used to be wade posing in foreground / lebron dunking in the background, but i think the new #1 is obvious. it wouldn't work nearly as well if wemby wasn't 7'4. the spurs are going nuts for the basketball head man like barney the dinosaur just came to life

Tennessee Arts Commission specialty plate featuring a stylized cartoon cat wearing sunglasses and playing a saxophone

Time to renew my tags… I’m gonna get this specialty plate which I’ve wanted for years

this is what it’s all about

ok i’ll bite… what are star wars

They killed Jesus because he was 33

we are never going to adequately address america's addiction to driving cars until we invent an equally cool way to listen to music

three caked up green aliens stand over a naked man on an operating table. the guy is built like krang’s surrogate body but with intestines up to his nipples. the aliens are cutting him open and yanking on stuff and the guy is screaming

this happened to a guy i know

reading about the new wilco album on pitchfork.com and getting blasted with ads for orthotic footwear

I'll vote for anybody who bans these things

apparently west memphis is literally on fire in the light of day

[Kevin Harlan voice] “It’s Freak Time in Cream City!”

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