Riley 🐈 🧈

even when far rightwingers are having an extremely positive experience on all fronts they’re still able to hallucinate a situation where they’re the victim

Someone correct me if he is, it’s hard to see in that video

Far beside the point (as is much of my material here)

He’s like… not even dressed for the theme?

I would actually pay good money to see a full length production of “O, Streetcar” from A Streetcar Named Marge

Why is the one baseball man wearing Van Cleef and Arpels to play in the World Series, that seems inappropriate

Someone bring me a burrito or something tyia

My momma bestie is my auntie
My auntie friend that go to her church is also my auntie
My 75 year old cousin... is also my auntie

"Auntie" is what happens when you understand the expansive proposition of family

"That's not your aunt" is what happens when you live outside of restorative community

tweet from a south carolina beat writer that says: “Beamer on Lane Kiffin: He is who he is, which I appreciate. He's very genuine. It's not an act. Doesn't know him well, but knows he's very real. Keeps the SEC coach group text ‘lively.’”

someone leak the texts please i am begging

I’m taller than like 80% of the worst people in government and I feel like that may shed some light on the situation

My partner and I are both white (I’m English+German and he’s Dutch+Norwegian, so like WHITE white) and we both have chosen family we refer to as aunt/uncle/cousin/brother/sister.

Anyone claiming Mamdani doing the same is a scandal is REACHING.

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Hello @govpritzker.illinois.gov please see the below

Scolding people for being mad about architecture isn’t the move

Meet people where they are. We’re mad in the same direction. Use the entry point to build a relationship and then drop the more serious stuff in.

aht aht cook a meal for WHO? you want us to quarter some soldiers in our kitchens while we're at it?

Hey, y'all. I've gotten about $30 total in the last two weeks. That's frightening in my situation. Small amounts add up & shares are appreciated. I promise I'd rather have steady work, but I have to ask for help until that happens.

Perhaps we could win over the young white men if we said “no kings but Draft Kings”

Ehhh I’ll have to be back until I have the coin to relocate all my people with me lol

lol what if I just was in the EU for most of February

(This is not an endorsement for breaking sobriety)

There’s a lot to be said for going and getting drunk after having a bad day

The inflatables have made it to Broadview.

It’s impossible to overstate how much “abolish ice” is the normie position now here in chicago — just countless random moms at toddler soccer on a park district field asking me where I bought my anti-ice t-shirt. average people don’t like our neighborhoods being terrorized.

This is the perfect excuse to plan an outing for beers together soon

aaand we are officially in the hide-your-neighbors stage

“how much longer can this drag on for”, they’re saying tonight… “surely this isn’t sustainable and the punishment has to end eventually”

*Lil Jon Voice* States' Rights to What

Look, if the 2016 win got us into This Mess, maybe a 2025 win can get us out of it

Chat is it a good sign that it took national reporters an entire month to finally pay attention to the third largest metro in the country being invaded