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The way all of these people convinced themselves that Mamdani is antisemitic is a subject far more worthy of media examination than any of the ‘groupthink on campuses!’ thinkpieces we’ve been subjected to

I for one cannot believe major league baseball has not defeated cancer yet

if you don't have time to read a Matt Yglesias article, you can also try slamming your forehead once against flat concrete wall for the same effect

Jalen hurts arms out wide Kelly green jersey my goat

Stop disrespecting my QB

Jeannie the pit mix proudly wearing her red bandana to celebrate the beginning of red barktober

Phillies in 3

This is why Philadelphia fans are the greatest in the world. Hurtful and brilliant in equal measure.

Mason jar full of red hot sauce

Made hot sauce with my jalapeños! Turned out pretty well in my humble opinion #gardencheck

It's almost like everyone should vote on the same day

Politico headline “Cuomo hopes Trump will help him beat Mamdani”

This ad writes itself: forced to choose between Democrats and Trump, Cuomo chooses Trump

Get comfortable with the term de-maga-fication because it's the only way out

So far he's the leading candidate for 2028

A brown jack russell terrier mix with her head in a carton of edy's ice cream

More fun is this photo of my childhood pup, on what one can only assume was the greatest day of her life

Headline from nyt of Cuomo resigning from office.

This day in history, an abuser resigned in disgrace. He will never hold such power again. We won’t let him.

Going to be quite incongrous with my bookshelf full of books on how we can make communism in America happen

A decrepit hardcover book with dust jacket, "Masters of Deceit: The Story of Communism in America and How to Fight It" by J. Edgar Hoover

First page, signed by J. Edgar, to my grandfather, dated 7/25/1958

Started clearing out 40 years of debris from my dad's house this weekend. Craziest find so far:

Did you know that it's important to wash your cybertruck with saltwater and lemon juice to preserve the finish?

[quoting a tweet by fractalcounty that reads, “today I learned that there are actual people irl who get genuinely upset if they catch you using chatgpt. like they view it as a serious moral failing in certain circles”]

If you're using AI to write essays, eulogies, a text to your wife, I do think less of you as a person. Ceding your mental and creative abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and people should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.

y'all wondering why "the left" is so hostile toward and critical of the Democratic party take a loooooooong fuckin look at this bullshit- internalize it, keep it close to your heart, and maybe rethink your knee jerk support for these absolute clowns

Good thing we're all allowed to ignore his rulings, per him

as more predictably horrifying details emerge about our illegal deportation gulags, I am waiting in vain for a politician, any politician to so much as imply there will be severe consequences for everyone involved from the policy makers on high to the thugs on the ground

Extremely fitting Ben Davis doesn’t know what is and isn’t catchers interference

WSJ is having hallucinations

A light red cherry tomato squeezed between slats in a wood fence, slightly pumped on the edges, making it impossible to remove.

This cherry tomato grew between the slats in the fence and is stuck there forever 😭 #gardencheck

it's so cool that the only idea sports television executives have had for the last 25 years is "what if we talked to someone while they're doing their job" and the only thing any of them have to say is "hey, I'm trying to do my job here" and yet we only get more of it

Why the fuck would major league baseball need an official AI partner have you all lost your fucking minds

Did you guys know Pat McAfee and John McAfee are different people? File that under things I learned today. Not sure why either would be at the homerun derby

Ten authors by whom I've read more than five books:

Mohsin Hamid
Naomi Klein
George Orwell
David Graeber
Douglas Adams
Toni Morrison
Drew Magary
K.A. Applegate
George R.R. Martin
Nnedi Okorafor

Farmworker dies from injuries during immigration raid in Ventura County, family says A farmworker has died after suffering injuries during an immigration raid at an agricultural area near Camarillo on Thursday, according to a family member.

ICE committed murder.

*overthinking a mocktail recipe until I've reinvented lemonade*