checking in on my authenticator app this morning. I don’t need to authenticate anything, I just wanna see what zany numbers that thing is cookin up

Self -Portrait Strangulation, by Andy Warhol, 1978

"welcome to Disneyland, you must kill all fascists"

JD Vance: haha why does dr strangelove have a funny accent

Groimes storship ixplordid

Insane Clown Posse @icp I Don't care what we've said in our raps, woman come No 1. We all owe our lives to wemon.

Happy Mother’s Day

you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"

oh no they got shit in the poop

We're getting pizza and I'm obsessed with this slightly broken mural that used to be about eating with your hands but now it reads like Saruman's manifesto

The results of our Sickos Unprepared Last Minute Flag Draft.

Who won?

for a true wife guy “top secret” includes your wife

no outcome can be considered a victory if these people are not punished

I had an idea in my head. I acted upon the idea in my head.

I regret nothing.

#TheSimpsons #Disturbed

I can finally upload peak!

MV: Kota Ibushi - Shine On You Crazy Diamond

#DDTPro 🤼

its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further

The Great Michigan Pizza Funeral was the ceremonial disposal of 29,188 frozen cheese-and-mushroom pizzas in Ossineke, Michigan, on March 5, 1973.[1][2] The manufacturer, Ilario "Mario" Fabbrini,[3] had been ordered to recall the pizzas by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) after initial tests suggested the presence of botulism-causing bacteria in a batch of canned mushrooms.

Ilario Fabbrini, owner of the frozen pizza manufacturer, watches the pizza burial.

52 years ago today

meme of three guys at the bar greeting their friend with ‘here comes trouble’ ‘looks like they’ll let anyone in here’ ‘there he is’

the orcs when grond shows up

wint @dril lets see if that Awful Groundhog can predict six weeks of Electro House blaring directly into its shity cage

it would be great if we had a democratic party willing to go out and say “this is an insane lie to get you to irrationally hate a minority group trying to just exist peacefully” rather than start throwing us under the bus and twiddling their thumbs

J James @buffalocialism Shazam is the only app that solves an actual problem people ever developed

In 2023, we started a project of putting NCAA football team logos over state outlines, because we noticed that Texas teams do this all the time.

We took a break during the season, but we're starting back up again.

Next up, New Mexico. 2 parts.

lil pom poko jerk @rajandelman Kirby has no ankles because the Goddess Athena saw what became of Achilles and sought to fashion a warrior that, this time, would not plagued by a single flaw

Nice to see that Australian actor John Noble, better known for his role as Denethor in Lord of the Rings, is getting work.

effie’s oatcakes

my nutrients

tried and true method of posting something unsearchable: screenshotting a post before sending it. in this case, a childish riff on “cacio e pepe”