jay!

more like yiphy

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

happy valentines to women

in light of today's "The Big Game", it is my pleasure to report that avgn's football rant is highly compatible with laura palmer's theme

Thank you @lillywachowski.bsky.social, the 1996 Japanese DVD of Bound really hit at Tokyo Dyke Night!

YouTube video by WiiLink Wii Room Anywhere | Reveal Trailer

It's finally here: Wii Room Anywhere is available on DSi and 3DS. Take Wii Room videos and watch them anywhere!

the classic wife r/Ambien post with titles like: MY EWFIE IS HOME MY WIFE8 and my wiwwwfiie wife is visiting her mom and I miss her and mywife is soft nd ilikeher

is this you

An ad for Paper Mario with a cute-out little chibi Mario with a dotted line around him to cut out on one side next to game screenies. "Free Demo"

"Free Demo."

Always worth seeing again, especially on Paper Mario's 25th NA release birthday. Still one of my favourite game ads.

glad you guys like this. i sincerely believe the best way to get someone to your booth is to make them laugh.
no shaming them into "supporting a small business," no profiling them, no yelling across the market,
just one unhinged sign will get you sales and comments you'll laugh about for years

eggbug plush on top of a larger don-chan plush

"They have your eyes!!"

"You know what they say, the eggbug doesn't fall far from the taiko!"

"They do say that, yes!"

A hand holding up two small DDR arrow soft enamel pins that are pink and blue

In my desperation for a soft enamel candy looking DDR arrow pin... I made my own :D

#ddr #dancedancerevolution #enamelpins

guess what ova got a HD release for the first time ever today

Rhythm Tengoku's late game is a lot more complicated than I remembered....😰

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I heard the Nintendo Wii crash noise in a YouTube video I watched today, and my brain, as usual, said "Hey, you want to make something silly?" #VideoEdits #YTPMV

she's so cool....

I ported Super Monkey Ball to a website.
You can access it in the replies.
(or just type what you see in the video, I'm not your boss.)

feeling very happy rotating transgender cat emoji about this tbh to be honest (u look rly nice!!)

Fishin' buddies.

Google Balls today
google balls tommorow
google balls every day™

omg I think I just assumed there would be something missing that's such a good idea lol

Thought about this video again

Did you know... If you listen to CLOUDS.MID backwards, you will go to sleep and have an amazing dream. In it, one by one, you meet the Microsoft Windows 95 Product Team. Finally, you get to Mr. Gates. You reach out to shake his hand, but instead, he puts something in your palm. He Smiles. You wake up. In your hand will be a small, white egg.

merry christmas time to repost the classic

ancient roman maimai players talking about their latest upscore: "yea I got an XCIX.MMMMMMMMMXXVI% on straight into the lights MASTER"

And on that night, Ebenezer Sega, CEO of Sega, was visited by three spirits:
1. The Ghost of Christmas in America, who recommended they make the 32X
2. The Ghost of Christmas Japan, who recommended they make the Sega Saturn
3. The Ghost of Christmas Brazil, who just wanted more Master System

If you want a perfect snapshot of how bad twitter has gotten: I posted these weenies on here and instagram and the comments were “oh looks tasty.” I posted it on twitter and it trended as an international conflict

im so full of fungus

farm the fungus?

Dota 2

Dota 2