Jeff the Giant

And you love it!

So I’ve got an update. I’ve got a very treatable form of Lymphoma as confirmed by a myriad of tests, scans, and biopsies. I meet again with my oncologist on Monday to discuss the treatment. Thanks to all who reached out. I’ll be fine until I’m not fine.

What do you call a loaf of sourdough in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

I was at the store today and they were selling a perfume that smelled like nothing.

If you ask me, that non-scents.

If you’re an F1 fan, let me know.

What’s up?

What do you call a retired miner?

Doug.

Me in 1989

I’m happy to report I have to work February 9th.

You’re the best, Chrystal. The best.

Merci, Chrystal.

When does baseball start?

Tried making perogies. I’m not all that consistent with the shape, but that’s how you know they’re homemade, right?

Ribs are in their spice blankets getting ready for tomorrow.

I forgot to post the hat my son got me for Christmas.

Happy Boxing Day.

It was a year ago today we had to say goodbye to this goodest boy.

What’s red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

High Life kind of night.

Today I am a Bears fan.

I don’t know what to do.

Why shouldn’t you iron a four leaf clover?

Because it’s not good to press your luck.

How do you make Holy Water?

You boil the hell out of it.

What’s a White Sox fan’s favorite season?

Off.

Do you know who this is?

Drive by The Cars on Apple Music Music Video · 1984 · Duration 3:58

music.apple.com/ca/music-vid... anyone remember this?

Good.

What did the triangle say to the circle?

You’re pointless.