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Jax Altrades

@jesterofalltrades.bsky.social

Writer, cat lover, and ace disaster πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈthey/them

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Sleeping baby πŸ’•
(Photo taken at Grandfather Mountain)

11.08.2025 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone just ripped the trans rights sticker off my car. I’m so fucking pissed. I hope they always itch in the spot on their back they can’t reach, I hope they catch an STD off their church’s toilet. I hope all their kids are trans. Btw I’m getting two trans stickers to replace it. Fuck the haters

13.07.2025 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If southern accents were the og English accents then that makes Disneys Robin Hood the most accurate in terms of accents

13.07.2025 04:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Superman spoilers for anyone that’s worried about Krypto and doesn’t want to see the movie if he dies:

You can see the movie. It will all be okay at the end

11.07.2025 04:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey trans people, What’s the most embarrassing thing you did when you were trying to figure out your gender identity?

Mine was that I proudly identified as a Brony years before identifying as a boy.

03.07.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Two Clown React:  Star Wars A New Hope (Pt.1)
YouTube video by Two Clowns Productions Two Clown React: Star Wars A New Hope (Pt.1)

m.youtube.com/watch?v=-cJW...

06.05.2025 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Does anyone think that theres still hope that things will not go full dictatorship? Or are we just fully doomed?
Cause lately I just feel overwhelming dread and I need to be told I’m overreacting by someone who didn’t vote for this

23.04.2025 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just got out of seeing β€œThe Wedding Banquet” which is a queer film I didn’t even know about until I saw it listed in the showtimes. There was only one other person in the theater besides me which is a real shame cause it was so good. Seriously, if you can go see this movie

19.04.2025 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m watching all dogs go to heaven 2 and my cat just came in the room and laid down next to me. Now I’m wondering if I should change it cause I don’t want him consuming media where cats are only portrayed as evil

24.03.2025 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Musk says millions of dead people get Social Security. That's a lie. Here's the truth: 30,000 people die a year waiting for an understaffed Social Security to approve disability benefits. Musk's plan to cut Social Security's staff by 50% will make this tragic reality even worse.

07.03.2025 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 9842    πŸ” 2490    πŸ’¬ 232    πŸ“Œ 65

β€œI want Star Wars in Kingdom Hearts!”
β€œI want Marvel in Kingdom Hearts!”

You know what I want?

The Rescuers and The Great Mouse Detective in Kingdom Heats!

Give me Sora as a cute little mouse, you cowards!

11.02.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What’s everyone’s β€œactually the movie was better”?

Mine is β€œThe Bad Seed (1956). The movie’s pace was much faster which caused a sense of suspense and urgency that amplified the story.

11.02.2025 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hate binge watching culture. I’m tired of flipping through tv and it’s just hours on hours of the same show. We have so many shows and movies yet the same 5 are the only ones ever on

02.02.2025 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Other symptoms of frontotemporal dementia (FTD):

Inappropriate social behavior.
Loss of empathy.
Lack of judgment.
Loss of inhibition.
Increasing trouble using and understanding written and spoken language.
Trouble naming things.

25.01.2025 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 13321    πŸ” 3907    πŸ’¬ 1175    πŸ“Œ 258
1659 painting by Elisabetta Sirani of Timoclea pushing the Thracian captain who raped her into a well.

1659 painting by Elisabetta Sirani of Timoclea pushing the Thracian captain who raped her into a well.

Thinking about her

25.01.2025 14:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2135    πŸ” 214    πŸ’¬ 58    πŸ“Œ 19
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In my grad school class tonight we managed to bring up BBC’s Sherlock and Adventure Time within minutes of each other. What a bunch of nerds (I say as if I wasn’t contributing to the conversation)

23.01.2025 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Never forget January 6th. Never forget January 6th. Never forget January 6th.

23.01.2025 12:59 β€” πŸ‘ 23210    πŸ” 6384    πŸ’¬ 312    πŸ“Œ 265

I wonder what all the TikTok witches who said β€œdon’t worry he won’t get in office” are doing right now? They’ve all been pretty quiet lately

23.01.2025 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s funny that when democrats talked about ways to lower grocery prices it was communism but those same people calling it that voted for trump because he said he’ll lower grocery prices… which was a lie. You can’t help that kind of stupid and now it’s doomed us all.

22.01.2025 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just saw a mental health break that said to β€œunclench your jaw”
I’m sorry, β€œunclench my jaw”? That’s a thing people do?

22.01.2025 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Deleted. 😳

22.01.2025 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 14160    πŸ” 5728    πŸ’¬ 867    πŸ“Œ 581
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just putting it out there that the Constitution was removed from www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-wh...

21.01.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Don’t think I’ve ever posted this fic on here but I updated my trolls fic the other day: archiveofourown.org/works/590558...

21.01.2025 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love my cat so much that it hurts how can something be that sweet and that loving in such a cruel and hateful world

19.01.2025 06:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

While writing my novel I had to name the coffee shop β€œPours Lynn’s Cup” because my spelling was so horrible even autocorrect couldn’t help me. Thank the gods for puns.

19.01.2025 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve been stressed all day wondering if I’ll be able to even finish grad school. I will have one more semester after this spring and I don’t even know if FASFA will still be a thing next month. I’ve worked so hard and I might not be able to finish it because this country fell for a con man’s con.

12.01.2025 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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