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Boomer (Mike Beaumier)

@mbeaumier.bsky.social

Husband and citizen. Writer and whatever the opposite of an influencer is. Part of the smartest, funniest group of guys running the best gay hotels in the world. Chicago Reader personals guy, This American Life guy, etc. Kindness and subtlety.

185 Followers  |  179 Following  |  320 Posts  |  Joined: 28.11.2023  |  1.99

Latest posts by mbeaumier.bsky.social on Bluesky

“I’m not AI but I’ve never pandered to my Spotify listeners”

17.11.2025 18:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Irish gonna Irish ☘️

15.11.2025 16:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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La Boca Is All Smoke, No Fire The Argentinean chef Francis Mallmann is notorious for his love of cooking over open flames. With his New York début, he fizzles out.

Helen Rosner has rapidly become one of my favorite writers. Magnificent.

15.11.2025 15:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This. And him.

14.11.2025 02:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The Penny Dies at 232

Fuck you, Penny. You know why.

13.11.2025 03:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

(*through the muck. on his stomach. with his mouth open.)

13.11.2025 03:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Aaron Schock crawled* so JS could, well, you know…

13.11.2025 03:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Of course, what he really wants is to direct.

12.11.2025 01:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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A Light in Very Dark Days: Nancy Pelosi and AIDS

Read this, and understand.

08.11.2025 14:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The Florentine Diamond Resurfaces After 100 Years in Hiding

Amazing!

06.11.2025 13:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If I am on your list, get me this.

06.11.2025 01:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The Joyce Theater to Receive $15 Million Gift

I cannot help be struck by the monetary generosity, certainly — but also by the generosity of spirit, and of what they believe about America and the arts.

06.11.2025 01:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The kids are alright — because they have Ms. Rachel in their corner.

05.11.2025 13:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Dersh fantasizing about the Budd Dwyer special

Dersh fantasizing about the Budd Dwyer special

If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE

05.11.2025 01:04 — 👍 20069    🔁 3659    💬 868    📌 603
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Apparently, it was, Rafael.

05.11.2025 02:19 — 👍 1391    🔁 160    💬 43    📌 10

A fucking marshmallow made me cry tonight.

03.11.2025 02:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Cuomo’s Pitch as He Claws for Votes: I’m Not the Divider, Mamdani Is

What these whores will say and do for power is beyond any limit.

01.11.2025 23:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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How Andrew Cuomo’s Dreams of Becoming a Radio Star Fell Apart

Idiot Killed the Radio Star

29.10.2025 14:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The Feds Who Kill Blood-Sucking Parasites Sea lampreys—invasive, leechlike creatures that once nearly destroyed the Great Lakes’ fishing economy—are kept in check by a small U.S.-Canadian program. Will it survive Trump’s slash-and-burn campai...

THE MOST TERRIFYING STORY YOU WILL READ ALL DAY or possibly not, I don’t know what kind of filth you people are into

26.10.2025 16:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They do it all the time at my resort.

25.10.2025 01:52 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Best reincarnation of the I Will Maiden ever. @backwardsriver.bsky.social

24.10.2025 23:46 — 👍 57    🔁 9    💬 0    📌 1

Read it. Fascinating, disturbing, and unexpectedly moving.

24.10.2025 18:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The Goon Squad, by Daniel Kolitz Loneliness, porn’s next frontier, and the dream of endless masturbation

harpers.org/archive/2025...

24.10.2025 18:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Greatest city in the motherfucking world

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Great advice.

19.10.2025 01:21 — 👍 12    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

He’ll pee less later.

17.10.2025 00:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Kelly Reichardt’s “The Mastermind” Reinvents the Heist Movie This action drama, set in 1970 and starring Josh O’Connor, brings political conflict and existential comedy into the finely observed details of crime and escape.

There’s nothing more delightful than Richard Brody when he’s delighted.

16.10.2025 16:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Feel better!

16.10.2025 15:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That’s what “acting” means, you fuckwads.

16.10.2025 01:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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He Won a Tony. Then Came the Hard Part: Facing His Demons.

Actors can play anyone
Straight actors can play gay
Gay actors can play straight
Cis actors can play trans
Trans actors can play cis
Israeli actors can play Arabs
Actors can play anyone

16.10.2025 01:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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