Jeff Boo-ryant 🎃

If life only imitated art

It tires me to see these abominations featured in film and television. I wish someone would adapt the book The Five to a series, it focuses solely on the victims of Jack the Ripper and barely mentions him at all.

Proud of my state

He’s basically Trelaine from your episode “The Squire of Gothos”

I found this amazing technology for dealing with things you don’t care for, Republicans should try it.

The demented pot calling the kettle deranged

This

As an atheist, I totally support this gentleman

His presidency should be annulled once he’s gone

As an atheist, THIS is the kind of person that I respect as a religious figure.

To paraphrase Oscar Wilde, the only way he can make the world better is by leaving it.

He’s just like the president, just playing in a sandbox pretending to be someone important.

That would be an interesting crossover

Mines been dead and gone for more than a year and I don’t miss it one iota

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Republicans looking at these…

Rest in peace Rocky. I’m sure he knew he was loved.

Stepford husband vibes

Queue “come to my office, I have a bone to pick with you “ jokes…..

Just read Jon Krakaur’s book Into Thin Air where he vividly describes the effects of climbing at altitude. Big ‘nope’ for me.

Smoooth…..

Yea, because the “experts” always use an AI Bigfoot profile picture and a fake name

More reason to keep it

“Mr. president, show us on the doll where the escalator hurt you.”

But he DOES have-
His name on the Epstein list
Dementia
Delusions of grandeur

First off, how do you force someone to send an email?

Game face - on!

Gov. Newsom is like a speed camera in a school zone, the Republicans freeze up and tap the brakes when he shows up.

Guillermo does it right.