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I was just minding my business yesterday and...

Sadly, they didn't want any cuddles.

@jessesingal · Apr 9 Given everything that is going on in the world, John Oliver decides to devote a 40-minute main segment -- a heavy workload for his entire staff -- to... trans women in sports, of all things. This is baffling

Jesse Singal, a transphobic bigot who has dedicated a large portion of his career to spreading misinformation about LGBTQ+ people, is baffled that John Oliver would do a single episode debunking his life's work

jessemechanic .. . If someone wanted to filibuster weapons shipments to Israel, they could just read the names of the children killed in Gaza and break Booker's record by many, many hours. @JesseMechanic

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Happy New Year, Timbits

A person wearing a t-shirt that says "praying for all you hoes" around an image of Jesus praying.

Merry Christmas Timbits 🎄

Joe Biden commutes sentences of 37 out of 40 federal death row inmates The clemency action applies to all federal death row inmates except three convicted of terrorism or hate-motivated mass murder Joe Biden has commuted the sentences of 37 out of 40 federal death row inmates, changing their punishment to life imprisonment…

Joe Biden commutes sentences of 37 out of 40 federal death row inmates

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'Soul of my soul': Iconic Palestinian grandfather killed by Israel in Gaza Khaled Nabhan, whose tribute to his slain granddaughter Reem went viral, was killed in the Nuseirat camp

'Soul of my soul': Iconic Palestinian grandfather killed by Israel in Gaza - https://www.middleeasteye.net/news/soul-my-soul-palestinian-man-killed-israeli-attack-central-gaza

Syrians face grim prospect of never finding missing relatives The fate of tens of thousands of disappeared people remains illusive even after the liberation of Assad prisons 

Syrians face grim prospect of never finding missing relatives - https://www.middleeasteye.net/news/syrians-face-grim-prospect-never-finding-missing-relatives

"keeping our fiscal powder dry", "manage our spending". Mark Carney isn't the answer but neither was this. Genuinely would like to know the differences in approach here because they don't seem far off from each other.

Drug Lords, Ponzi Schemers, and Corrupt Officials: Meet Joe Biden’s Clemency Recipients A former judge who sent juveniles to prison in the "Kids for Cash" kickback scandal. A former city official in Illinois who orchestrated the largest municipal embezzlement in state history. A journali...

A lot of the people that Biden’s pardoning are fucking monsters by the way

U.S. Continues Deporting Haitians Amid Political Instability, Massacres Nearly 200 Haitians in Port-au-Prince were killed over the weekend on the orders of a powerful gang leader who reportedly targeted elderly practitioners of voodoo because he blamed them for sickening ...

It is "absolutely indefensible" for the U.S. to continue deporting Haitians while much of the country remains under the control of armed groups, including one that just carried out a massacre of nearly 200 people, says human rights lawyer Brian Concannon.

Some people who supported Palestinian freedom for the past 14 months seem upset about Syrians getting freedom from a dictator.

And a lot of people who spent the past 14 months opposing Palestinian freedom are now cheering Syrians getting freedom.

So much moral inconsistency.

a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,

This is amazing! #freeSyria

Freedom!

Syria celebrates the fall of the Assad regime.

#Syria #Assad

#Syria

Syria the last 24 hours.

This is a momentous day in Syrian history! Assad had fled the country, and his monstrous reign comes to an end. I hope the prisoners will be freed and returned to their families in good health. #Syria #FreeSyria

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