Halfling

WOMEN👏DON’T👏WANT👏CHOCOLATES 👏FOR 👏VALENTINE’S 👏DAY 👏THEY 👏WANT 👏MERRIAM-WEBSTER’S 👏COLLEGIATE 👏DICTIONARY 👏TWELFTH 👏EDITION 👏

a cupid crashed into my window earlier and now he’s just sitting dazed in the lawn firing arrows at all my neighbors

Watercolour drawing of dahlias in a blue jug with some small shells (sold)

Mostly dahlias, watercolour and indian ink
#floral #watercolour

a tiny brown & tan chihuahua in a pink sweater is sitting, looking up at the camera. two white strands of hair stick out the top of her head. they’re curled into a perfect heart.

This is Lexa. She really hopes you’ll be her valentine. Wouldn’t want to waste this look on just anybody. 14/10 (IG: bambiandlexa)

Six years from now, we either have an incumbent democratic president or we are all toast. Now is all that matters and I will go all out for either primary candidate.

View of a canyon

Zion National Park

An "accidental" tattoo is getting a tattoo in your late teens/early 20s that you think says "love" in a foreign language but actually says "cunt"

That's cringe but we all grow

Not getting a nazi tattoo.

Jeggings and Sketchers sandals are the uniform of the new resistance.

What a strange video of a warehouse just spontaneously catching on fire with no one at all present.

A Swarovski Minion (bob)

Tomorrow is Valentine’s Day

may have just scolded the lady next to me on this flight for leaving her trash in the seat right before we deplaned. “i don’t think you should leave your trash.” “who cares what you think” [observes she has a copy of the new york times in her hands]

Roses are red
Especially when they’re fake
History is the nightmare
From which we’re trying to awake

Various meme figures such as pointing spider-man, skeletor and some others in the painting creation of Adam all pointing to a heart emoji.

Happy Valentines day! Here's a meme a friend shared with me! #valentinesday

Happy GALentine’s Day!!!!♥️♥️♥️
Repainted the founder Leslie Knope from Parks & Rec for the occasion! Hope you all have a lovely day today♥️

While I didn’t do my usual Galentine’s series this year, be on the lookout for some more gal painting during this year🫶

#galentinesday #leslieknope #watercolor

Have a very lucky Friday the 13th!

Eva Fialka, Hungarian (1960), Trio, 2022, acrylic on canvas

I make a lot of pretty art but sometimes I make silly art. My friend liked this depiction from another artist so I made him a version.
Cone-on the Barbarian.

#arnoldschwarzenegger
#art #bskyart #painting #artsky #Conan

the two types of vehicle are cars and trucks, with every vehicle being a subclass of one of those two. a jeep is a truck. a motorcycle is obviously a car. a boat is a truck. an airplane is a car and a helicopter is a truck. trucks are cars, interestingly enough, and cars are a specific type of chair

ragebaiting for charity! #p4a2026

Langston Hughes

They should not slut shame pigs

we live in the ruins of a greater civilization

Transphobes get fucked forever

Acrylic painting WIP of a cartoon possum floating in space wearing a space suit

Space possum V2 is coming out much better than my first one!
#art #painting

sometimes to cheer myself up, I remind myself how many people get lip filler for the lips I already have

Trump nominated a legit white nationalist to a top post at the State Department. I asked him some basic questions about his belief in the “erasure of white culture”. Watch this embarrassing, fumbling answer. Like he has never before been asked to explain his views.

Including disabled people in our utopian futures pushes back against a eugenicist ideal.

It's not a new observation at this point but that wild Noem/Lewandowski story in WSJ really brings home the extent to which all the Trump 2 cabinet-level goblins see their jobs as flying private, doing short-form video, and screaming at underlings. They all hate each other and none of them can read.

I’ve spent years of my life trying to explain to people that anti-trans conservatism naturally flows from their belief that children in the American nuclear family are not individuals with autonomy, but instead property of the parents and state, and this guy just… tweeted it out

Reductionist bible academy (no college) says that gnosticism = salvation through special knowledge. I.e. when an insecure dumbass uses this as an insult, they tend to mean you are corrupted by education or intellectual curiosity.