Lord Beelzebub

Continue ur diligence and perhaps U will find urself in my AWFUL DISGRACES… eventually

Considering i only have 1, that’z simple. Tho from what i recall, did U not have the lower-ranking ANGELZ do that for U?

i’ll B sure 2 hold U 2 that

i’ll consider thiz factor when deliberating JUDGEMENT..,

Noting that az A way 2 TORMENT u should the need arize

What a ridiculous question… The answer iz a rezounding YES, obviously.

i require this IMMEDIATELY

The street façade of Cabaret de l’Enfer featuring the jaws of Leviathan at the front entrance

Cabaret de l’Enfer customers, all seated at tables and smiling for the camera with a sinister backdrop.

During the early 20th century, only once did i have the pleasure of viziting here. It waz amuzing, watching humanz rezort 2 illusionz and trix, the waiterz dressed az what they thought demonz appeared 2 B. Even now, i can still recall my drink of choice — black coffee spiked with cognac.

Perhapz A demonstration iz in order

Whenever he givez me cheek? Abzolutely. But he iz MINE and i must mark him az such.

i find thiz very odd, but Y iz it that humanz have assigned what U call “GENDER” 2 certain colourz?

Ah, A fellow BITER. Plenty of MEAT when it comez 2 THIGHZ.

TEMPTED 2 give it A try?

Praize be, indeed… 2 ME ❤️‍🔥

SNITCHES get STITCHEZ az they say… or u may find urself DIZCORPORATED!

Indeed. i may have an idea from 1 of ur kind.

Crafty… i have 2 hand it 2 u humanz 4 ingenuity

How does 1 make “SLIME BOMBZ”? …Also, wut r SLIME BOMBZ?

Well, recently i taught Gabe how 2 sleep, only we wound up doing zzo until 2day. Shagged after that, zzo… yezz, i would zay “ALL IZ WELL”.

NOTHING iz more cathartic than DEVOURING ur ENEMIEZ

Fit 4 RAGE, eh? Perhapzz A trip there iz in ORDER…

Indeed… ❤️‍🔥

Ah. A faux creation straight from the bureaucracy of faux valuez. How fitting.

It can’t come soon enough. Having 2 search 4 clothez suitable 4 warmer haz been… difficult. Tell me, Y do humanz put make so many with fake pockets? I know that wazn’t from my department.

b sure 2 chew thoroughly lest u CHOKE ❤️‍🔥

Winter hibernation iz especially marvelous

While i debated questionz like theze in HELL, i no longer concern myself with it. i’ve found something wonderful that meanz much more 2 me.

Az A former SERAPH… I can tell u that they were the mozt susceptible to following Her orderz. Not even they nor myself were privy 2 the GREAT PLAN. Many of thoze memoriez r gone now, but something that sticks out iz when Michael began communing with the SERAPHIM. Most suspicious indeed…

Lately i’ve heard tell of sum sort of feztival going on in Edinburgh. Performance arts and such. i wonder if Gabriel wud be interezted. Him and i have been indulging in HUMAN culture more az of late.