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@gleafer.bsky.social

Artist that’s chaotic good, but mostly just chaotic. She/her/they https://www.patreon.com/Gleafer?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator

6,620 Followers  |  1,389 Following  |  8,101 Posts  |  Joined: 07.11.2024  |  2.1765

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Gaaaah!!!

12.08.2025 03:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Donuts all slutty covered in glaze.

Donuts all slutty covered in glaze.

Browsing local donut shops on Google maps like a creep stalking OnlyFans online.

I mean… MY GAHD

12.08.2025 03:11 — 👍 30    🔁 1    💬 5    📌 0

Peewee Herman owns this shop and no one can tell me otherwise!

12.08.2025 03:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

SHMACKERS!

12.08.2025 02:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

YES YOU ARE!

12.08.2025 02:41 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ooooooh lala!

12.08.2025 02:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I need to watch as well! Started it but got side tracked.

12.08.2025 02:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

His tush is getting Velcro-ed and he’ll be my Honda co-pilot!

12.08.2025 02:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

LinkedIn: Why haven’t you updated your work history in like FOREVER??? Don’t you like to get JOBS??? DON’T YOU WANT TO BE ATTRACTING OTHER PROFESSIONALS???

Me: Kinda busy at the moment, Martha.
*points to NDAs and Adult Fandom content*

12.08.2025 02:02 — 👍 20    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

I love EVERYTHING! My teen tried to abscond with the frog.😂

12.08.2025 01:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It wasn’t funny.

It was hilarious.

12.08.2025 01:53 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a black and white photo of a man drinking a large glass of coffee . Alt: a black and white photo of a man drinking a large pot of coffee .

You turned an exciting post about copious cheap wine into a sad observation of the ravages in a post COVID world.
Good thing we have lots of wine.

12.08.2025 01:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Midnight Gospel Chill GIF Alt: Midnight Gospel Chill GIF

Nephew suggested Midnight Gospel on Netflix.
It’s weird, gross and profound!
The last one made me cry.

12.08.2025 01:50 — 👍 19    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A marvelous mothman, cowboy frog, axolotl and Aziraphale bookmark from fabulous OneDapperCat’s Etsy store!

A marvelous mothman, cowboy frog, axolotl and Aziraphale bookmark from fabulous OneDapperCat’s Etsy store!

@onedappercat.bsky.social
I love them! Thank you so much!
😍❤️❤️

12.08.2025 00:46 — 👍 28    🔁 3    💬 3    📌 0

I do not, unfortunately

11.08.2025 22:11 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Ineffable stickers for to love and have forever!

Ineffable stickers for to love and have forever!

NEW SHMICKERS coming soon!

11.08.2025 21:11 — 👍 87    🔁 19    💬 5    📌 0

I posted a comment on Reddit that “I have my fingers crossed a meteor falls on Stephen Miller” and was given a warning about threatening violence upon a person.

I repealed the judgement stating I have never and will never be able to control
meteors and therefore threatened no one’s life.

Or do I?!

11.08.2025 20:59 — 👍 65    🔁 3    💬 6    📌 0

We HATE women and femme presenting people here. HATE.

11.08.2025 20:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Things I’ve learned while living on the floor today:

1) I suck at vacuuming.

2) There is absolutely nothing intelligent about our design. In fact, I would like to file a complaint with the manufacturer.

3) My spawn do not respect my authority at this eye level.

#badbacklife

11.08.2025 20:49 — 👍 40    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Right???

11.08.2025 20:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thank you!

11.08.2025 20:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Here I thought I’d never have to see that forehead again…

11.08.2025 19:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Thank you!

11.08.2025 17:59 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Today, I embrace the inevitability of decrepitude and floor life with grace and nary a word of complaint.
Ibuprofen is my lord and savior. Humble is thy servant, oh lord, please do not blow out my kidneys.

-The mantra of someone with a bad back.

11.08.2025 15:35 — 👍 61    🔁 1    💬 9    📌 0

Yes please and thank you with a big fat cherry on top.

11.08.2025 14:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Food insecurity sucks. Help us fight it at the link in my bio.

01.08.2025 11:44 — 👍 90    🔁 30    💬 0    📌 0

Now THAT is a fork!

11.08.2025 14:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*tilts charcuterie board so everything dumps into my purse*

Quite!

11.08.2025 06:22 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That’s so sweet!

11.08.2025 01:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a woman laying on a blue mattress with the words please go on written below her Alt: a woman laying on a blue mattress with the words please go on written below her
11.08.2025 01:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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