Gleafer

a man standing in front of a flock of pigeons on the sidewalk Alt: a man gets tackled by a giant pigeon!

I didn’t start it, the pigeons have always been there!

But this gif DOES go with his “Big Bird” tweet!

I love it!

Me too! But it was HAPPINESS SQUAWKS!

HAVE AT THEE!

a close up of a green chameleon 's face with a blue background Alt: a close up of a green chameleon 's face with its beady eyes looking around

I finally figured out what his beady eyes remind me of:

Heh heh heh you never miss!

a close up of a fly with the words " good good " below it Alt: a close up of a fly with the words " good good " below it’s it runs its hands

I’m going to say you did!

I also rubbed my hands together like an excited fly, myself!

Dos Equis man fangirling over Michael sheen

I think we all needed that good news today!

He sure did! My mood instantly brightened!

I can hear it all the way in Chicago!

My only regret killing my profile is probably never getting to interact with the good sir.

But Elon can kiss MAH grits before I bop back on!

And when you see cardboard boxes, I assume.

a cartoon of santa claus with a rainbow in his mouth Alt: a cartoon of santa claus with a rainbow in his mouth

I almost threw up!

a cat wearing a top hat with the words thank you kindly good sir Alt: a cat wearing a top hat with the words thank you kindly good sir

He is truly a scholar and gentleman!

*flaps hands around like a startled penguin*

She’s a special kind of out of touch awful.

She had show about the “No contact trend” which is so fucking demeaning to people who have to go no pc tact because of abusive parents.

As if there’s not enough gobs of guilt we carry as it is.

Right??

She just has a knack for giving platforms to awful people.

She did a show to discuss the “trend” of going no contact and how the younger generation is possibly “over expanding” the definition of abuse.

It’s time to go No Contact with Oprah.

#GoodOmensRecs: SoHo Veterinary Hospital series by @dragonfire-42.bsky.social

Inspired by @gleafer.bsky.social artwork.

Part 1- Crowley’s having a rough shed. Part 2- Crowley and a few other demons have become a little too attached to their angels.

archiveofourown.org/series/5437916

I love this headcanon so much!

I’m supposed go about my day like all this is normal? Buckle my belt and shrug that Trump is prepping troops for war with Venezuela? Have my sugary cereal and accept that POTUS made over 160 deranged posts spreading outlandish theories about missing tax dollars in Minnesota and Biden’s damn autopen?

What a cute face!!!!

As do I!

Me delighted some of my posts get some serious likage on the Instagram…until the audience suddenly includes dude bros, red hats and terfs.

Time to turn off the comments. AGAIN.

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