@garrett-sejr.bsky.social
chicago cat lady man
hey @robwords.bsky.social and or @jesszafarris.bsky.social ,
what are your favorite words or phrases that have fallen completely out of usage and are no longer immediately understandable? feel free to answer via episode :v
boy i feel your pain @robwords.bsky.social --as a 5'6" man, i grew up playing as a forward, yet the only two bones i've ever broken (nose and arm) were in my limited experience....as a goalkeeper.
i finished both matches, obviously. both happened during squeaky bum time.
This is like, peak achewood
31.10.2025 11:43 — 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 019 oughties? still not true, but not AS wrong.
15.10.2025 19:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0can't believe they called all those generals back to give them the weirdest timeshare pitch i've ever seen.
01.10.2025 17:44 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@robwords.bsky.social @jesszafarris.bsky.social heard you say "a rendering of caesar" and waited with baited breath for the "that which is caesar's" follow through. still waiting.
always wanted to see an action movie where the one-liner was "render THIS unto caesar, BITCH!"
also still waiting.
see you in the streets monday!
29.08.2025 15:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@jesszafarris.bsky.social fuck yes, animaniacs!!!!
you speak french, right? i loved the mindy episode about the ballon!
this is great, @jesszafarris.bsky.social and @robwords.bsky.social , i understand a lot more of what all the journalists i work with are saying now. at least i assume i do, haven't put it to the test yet....
21.08.2025 21:05 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@jesszafarris.bsky.social is the barnacle goose anything like the soul cake duck?
19.08.2025 18:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0yes!
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she's the real deal!
06.08.2025 22:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
go see my friend while you're down there! she plays all the time, and is like queen of austin.
www.parkerwoodland.com
you can!
06.08.2025 19:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0also: clicked, obv
06.08.2025 18:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0would have killed to take an etymology class in grammar school. i wanted to work for the OED in high school. would've fit in nicely with french 4, english, german 2, russian 3, art, and varsity soccer senior year.
06.08.2025 18:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0@robwords.bsky.social saying "suck, squeeze, bang, blow" five times in a row and noting that the words say naughty, but not choking them out or turing purple or anything. what planet is this?
06.08.2025 18:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
orange cat standing in sink. text on reddit title says: yesterday he found cheese in the sink so now he’s looking for more sink cheese tag: ✨Floofy Orange ✨ (i.redd.it) submitted 7 hours ago by Melegie_ to r/OneOrangeBraincell subreddit 108 comments.
in a way aren't we all looking for more sink cheese where we found it yesterday
04.08.2025 06:41 — 👍 4546 🔁 1259 💬 35 📌 48nothing like a nice stack of used porn!
01.08.2025 01:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0congrats! will read!
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@jesszafarris.bsky.social most extreme example of a scrabble guy:
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i'm sure there's a pawn shop somewhere nearby.
26.07.2025 22:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0and also @robwords.bsky.social , unwetter reminds me of those bars in northern france that aren't even big enough to be a tabac, it's just two tables (no chairs) and room for about 4 people to stand up and drink a beer. my friend called those "un-bars."
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Release his files.
21.07.2025 19:31 — 👍 1482 🔁 136 💬 63 📌 22@robwords.bsky.social was on time team!!!!!!!!!!!!!
22.07.2025 15:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i’m not seeing here in the constitution where it says every single day must be insane
18.07.2025 19:06 — 👍 6031 🔁 880 💬 129 📌 29anyway, if we want to put together a game, i'm in and out of work til 4:30 but around tonight and all weekend if we want to give folks a chance to holler about throwing in.
on what i'm guessing will be an occasionally NSFW bananagrams or other game if nothing is available? word nerd game night!
