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Here and I was expecting it to be Silksong or Webbed or something

more like ai jazeera hahah get it bc its ai

"and the mayor and chief of police were making babies and one of the babies looked at me"

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gondor," i holler as i overturn my uncle's funeral pyre and turn the 4th Age of Man into the 4th Age of Shit

didn't y'all literally have the person who coined the phrase "Streisand Effect" on staff at one point

of *course* it was probably a misclick, but the fact that you banned someone over a relatively harmless bot documenting it sure made it *look* like you were covering it up

Nobody said anything about it being on crack but giving the monster a terrible substance abuse problem certainly would be more exciting!

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recent convert to Mutsu/Crispin apples; previous favs were King of Tompkins County and Yellow Gravenstein

There's a lot of green apples. What variety

The pds data showing that the alt text does not match the allegation of the permaban against Link. The alt text actually reads "Charlie Kirk sitting in a white t-shirt that says freedom on it." to a picture of Charlie Kirk sitting in a white t-shirt that says freedom on it. The post text says "same vibe" which would be a stretch to say it encourages anything other than pointing out the perfectly valid metaphor of someone being unaware of something very unpleasant about to happen.

Hey remind me. Is "doing a slander against users to protect ourselves" part of the terms of service? Asking for a friend

you are what u eat and that is why once in a while i am way too much

schadenfreude is a guisarme

is he still resting in...

fuck what was it he was resting in. Piss? Think it was piss

lmao theres a song from the Plok soundtrack on this list, this is bait / intended as ironic

is this that labubu thing

utterly mind boggling that someone could get mad at a show about ROBOTS using nongendered pronouns

answer me a question real quick, glinner, is your microwave a boy microwave or a girl microwave

Air Bud and its spinoffs / sequels, especially Space Buddies

also Moses

"pro-life democrat"

How is that even a fucking thing

A classic black and white Mac alert popup with Jasper from The Simpsons as the icon. The dialog says: Hard Disk Cable Warning You must first shutdown the Macintosh before attaching any SCS hard disk cables. This sidewalk is for regular walkin', not scuzzy walkin'.

Trying to cheer myself up with my favorite pastime: resediting

my "we didnt shoot charlie kirk" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

that guys not even the worst jimmy the UK has en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_S...

stop right clicking my amendments!!!!

parliament fuckadelic

fishboner

wow someone should probably make shooting guys illegal to put a stop to this kind of thing

10000 *SEX* maniacs

14 o'clock, time for drain cleaner

Just now, 11 state and city lawmakers were arrested by DHS police on the 10th floor of 26 Federal Plaza after a hour of demanding access to the ICE lock up on the same floor. @thecity.nyc

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