bobby_hill_real

i wonder if it would be possible to build a device that can detect the bluetooth signals these put off and alert you that there's one being used nearby so you can preemptively shoo these creeps away / break their toy / other intervention

not 100% sure this is how bluetooth works but it seems doable

also point the laser into their pupil in case that's not enough

researchers working with the A.I. system Claude are dumb as fuck

why can't be both

the soundtrack for 1920s detective noir? no, classic country music is a good guess, but it's actually bluegrass this time

"let them eat cake" is officially too generous a position for the WSJ

are they perhaps looking for the answer "you can't"? it's a trick question, surely?

i watched the trailer and it just looks like wretched early 2000s edgelord bullshit to boot. is there a reason apart from "the binding of isaac guy made it" or "i'm the kind of person who still thinks dead baby jokes are funny" that anyone would play this

the wumpus's jaws closing on you when you lose was so scary as a kid :( also I would always try to shoot it from below so the arrow looked like it hit it in the dick

I learned how to program on a Texas Instruments TI-99/4a home computer

Post a banger that isn't in English
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ldaa...

PACKERRRRS

Wiktionary screenshot: Alternative forms edit Panican Etymology edit From panic +‎ -an (possibly influenced by American or Republican). Coined in 2025 by U.S. president Donald Trump, in reference to people panicking about the stock market's response to his trade tariffs. Popularised by Donald Trump's supporters. Noun edit panican (plural panicans) (neologism, US politics, derogatory) One who becomes easily panicked.

stop trying to make "fetch" happen, donny

"don't be a panican"

who fucking talks like that/ what the fuck is that even supposed to mean? Panicking pelican? Like, republican but replacing the republic part with panic? Idgi

holy fuck deathsport

I unironically love that movie it is so damn dumb and EXPLOSIONS

Who griefed in here

Italian grief

Griefaroni / Griefaghetti

roast grief, the middle cat
not ray, not pat

so are we supposed to make friends with the people close to us on that bsky map thing or are we supposed to fight each other, how does this work

torgos who are also, somehow, rowsdowers

make some peanut butter candies with healthy mushroom extract in them, call them reishi's pieces

have done similar bacon'd devilled eggs but used smoked paprika instead of chipotle. absolutely baller

Decoding an Unknown Survivor's Journal Trigger Warning: discussion of sexual abuse of a minor and child loss

A joint piece by @zevshalev.bsky.social and I, and something not be reported on by the media. A child's journal that records abuse at the hands of a long unredacted list of well-known men.
#EpsteinFiles

ellieleonard.substack.com/p/decoding-a...

I'd say that's still full points, what it loses by not being a gauntlet it gains by being easier to tell exactly where you're clicking

How about the GQuuuuuuX

also, not waymo, but hey how happy is everyone about the guy running the other big auto driving vehicle company, Tesla? You're supporting this country's rapid descent into fascism. I'm not interested in this technology until it's not owned by neonazis thanks

yeah because waymo definitely isn't trying to control everyone else. Ask the people in LA who were protesting ICE how much waymo helped them bozo

trains. Buses. Ride a fucking bike.

I'm not ready for *any* conversation I have severe social anxiety

you would think he'd have been out from the Elon Musk ties first