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Do you understand how hard it is to be from the region of the original dairy queens so all the local ones aren’t grill & chill.

Sometimes you just gotta eat decadent on a monday to fuel up for the rest of the week

Prepped our dinner already of some stuffed chicken breasts & roasted brussels sprouts. Got both savory and sweet homemade focaccia ready to go as well. And took some leftover strawberries from the other day and dipped em in dark chocolate and made some homemade whipped cream for them too.

Cooking up onions and garlic in bacon fat got me feeling

Can we take a serious moment to dischss how sometimes brussels sprouts are too big. They dont need to be that big. Even when i cut them in half. Too big. Be smaller.

anyway this time im definitely getting my head tatted.

was gonna give myself a chelsea cut just if even for a couple days but god an all over buzz is truly freeing

shaved my head again

Three lesbians doing handy work in a basement. Made famous from a tumblr post.

If i had a dollar for everytime i correctly diagnosed and fixed a sensor issue with a furnace i’d have $2.

Spiritually viral

Ai shoulda never evolved beyond two french dudes in robot helmets making some of the funkiest tunes you ever heard.

Ignore my ugly socks in this mirror selfie, brand new shoes are fucking up the ankles real nad

I do fear i have the toxic white boy gene of wearing shorts if there’s even a rumor it’ll be over 45°F

Image of the Yeti in the skiing Windows game SkiFree eating the player

Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

Knowing David Bowie watched at least One episode of ANTM. Crazy.

I technically have 3 twin peaks tattoos now and but i keep thinking “i need a twin peaks tattoo”

“””Figuratively”””

I know the end by phoebe bridgers on repeat and beating myself with a hammer

I cleaned out my garage and started some yard cleanup today while wearing shorts. I know i’ll have to close up the house again next week but i’m allowing myself the hope of this fool’s spring. I need it desperately.

Been thinking about Laura Palmer a lot.

My wife and i just repeat “woke is back, baby” back and forth a lot lately to keep ourselves sane.

sometimes a thought just makes a pin striped trilby and a mtg deck appear on your person. and its important it stays an offline thought. lest you become The Picture.

its the stupid fucking ricky gervais crucified on a mic stand pic.

sometimes i get too pissed thinking about christianity and i have to stop myself from posting by imagining this picture.

Its exactly as it sounds. The personas injury attorneys come up with for their marketing. A lot of them are The Hammer but no one ever said lawyers were creative.

The funniest thing ive ever said is “lawsona” and im ok with that.

Well holy fucking shit. Ring cancelled their partnership with Flock. Keep pressure on them to stop volunteering their feeds to state, local, and federal agencies, though, because that part's still going.

God yeah older foos in general but this album especially, if a track manages to come on at work, it feels like taking a warm but worn blanket straight out of the dryer and wrapping it around yourself.

Just was bullshitting with a couple friends from hs/jr high today. Not as close as we once were especially with one now living in another country but always kept regular contact.

I will NOT let the low-quality tumblr era valentines die, so I made more @dropout.tv Very Important People valentines this year 💕✨