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Tattoo Artist. Garfield Enthusiast. She/her is fine.

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I’m transgender, I live in Kansas, if you want to help rn donate to either the ACLU of Kansas or the ACE foundation in Wichita - the ACE foundation especially is the organization that will help people with money for groceries, rent, etc. More orgs also included in attached img

acefoundationict.org

26.02.2026 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4156    πŸ” 4156    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 51

god i cannot remember fandom
but almost certainly on quizilla in like 8th grade. whatever age that is lol

27.02.2026 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the "just asking questions" to "legitimate questions about fairness in sports" to "the state doesn't have to consider us as real people" pipeline working exactly as designed.

26.02.2026 12:31 β€” πŸ‘ 5857    πŸ” 2265    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 25

Hes posting ai music videos of an old man singing about how β€œyoure gonna swear you loved me when i die” girl…. Doubtful.

26.02.2026 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Watching boomers on fb crash out cause their children dont speak to them is funny till its your own dad. Then its hilarious.

26.02.2026 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

One thing i learned from tiktok/social media videos is that people are far more tolerant/immune to smoke detector beeping than i am.

24.02.2026 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you understand how hard it is to be from the region of the original dairy queens so all the local ones aren’t grill & chill.

23.02.2026 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes you just gotta eat decadent on a monday to fuel up for the rest of the week

23.02.2026 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Prepped our dinner already of some stuffed chicken breasts & roasted brussels sprouts. Got both savory and sweet homemade focaccia ready to go as well. And took some leftover strawberries from the other day and dipped em in dark chocolate and made some homemade whipped cream for them too.

23.02.2026 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Cooking up onions and garlic in bacon fat got me feeling

23.02.2026 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can we take a serious moment to dischss how sometimes brussels sprouts are too big. They dont need to be that big. Even when i cut them in half. Too big. Be smaller.

23.02.2026 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

anyway this time im definitely getting my head tatted.

22.02.2026 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

was gonna give myself a chelsea cut just if even for a couple days but god an all over buzz is truly freeing

22.02.2026 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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shaved my head again

22.02.2026 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Three lesbians doing handy work in a basement. Made famous from a tumblr post.

Three lesbians doing handy work in a basement. Made famous from a tumblr post.

If i had a dollar for everytime i correctly diagnosed and fixed a sensor issue with a furnace i’d have $2.

22.02.2026 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Spiritually viral

18.02.2026 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ai shoulda never evolved beyond two french dudes in robot helmets making some of the funkiest tunes you ever heard.

18.02.2026 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Ignore my ugly socks in this mirror selfie, brand new shoes are fucking up the ankles real nad

Ignore my ugly socks in this mirror selfie, brand new shoes are fucking up the ankles real nad

I do fear i have the toxic white boy gene of wearing shorts if there’s even a rumor it’ll be over 45Β°F

18.02.2026 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Image of the Yeti in the skiing Windows game SkiFree eating the player

Image of the Yeti in the skiing Windows game SkiFree eating the player

Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

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16.02.2026 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 5844    πŸ” 1461    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 7

Knowing David Bowie watched at least One episode of ANTM. Crazy.

16.02.2026 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I technically have 3 twin peaks tattoos now and but i keep thinking β€œi need a twin peaks tattoo”

16.02.2026 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œβ€β€Figuratively”””

16.02.2026 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know the end by phoebe bridgers on repeat and beating myself with a hammer

16.02.2026 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I cleaned out my garage and started some yard cleanup today while wearing shorts. I know i’ll have to close up the house again next week but i’m allowing myself the hope of this fool’s spring. I need it desperately.

16.02.2026 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Been thinking about Laura Palmer a lot.

16.02.2026 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My wife and i just repeat β€œwoke is back, baby” back and forth a lot lately to keep ourselves sane.

15.02.2026 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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sometimes a thought just makes a pin striped trilby and a mtg deck appear on your person. and its important it stays an offline thought. lest you become The Picture.

15.02.2026 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
its the stupid fucking ricky gervais crucified on a mic stand pic.

its the stupid fucking ricky gervais crucified on a mic stand pic.

sometimes i get too pissed thinking about christianity and i have to stop myself from posting by imagining this picture.

15.02.2026 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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