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Pluribus β€” Official Trailer | Apple TV
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Okay this looks fascinating, also the main character is a mean queer romantasy writer, ALSO it's lovely to see another OFMD actor getting the work they so richly deserve (in this case, Samba Schutte playing a louche fuckboy and clearly having the time of his life)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6lz...

10.11.2025 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, wilt thou? Huh? Are you game?

A MONTH OF DICK is returning this January.

If you want to be part of our merry crew on this doomed voyage, message me and I'll add you to the list! (if you participated the first time, you're already signed up!)

More details as we get closer! πŸ‹ πŸ“–

10.11.2025 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 4
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Huevember 9

10.11.2025 05:18 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

highest liked response: "this may be the shortest thing he's ever posted"

09.11.2025 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

born in August, so still pretty recent πŸ˜‚ much appreciated

08.11.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am sooo in love with the fabrics I found, just gotta get it all into a shape lol

08.11.2025 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Shang Qinghua spoke first. "To
think such a thing exists! What a remarkable book!-But, theoretically speaking, wouldn't the author of this book be the Creator God? Wouldn't that make him Mobei-jun's father?"
Shen Yuan was speechless. He
had never met anyone with such a powerful dad complex.
He was so desperate to reclaim his paternal dignity, yet he had none to speak of. He didn't even dare voice Luo Binghe as his son. He was just testing how far Mobei-jun's newfound tolerance would stretch.
As expected, Mobei-jun barely glanced at Shang Qinghua, completely indifferent to the suggestion. Shang Qinghua visibly deflated.

Shang Qinghua spoke first. "To think such a thing exists! What a remarkable book!-But, theoretically speaking, wouldn't the author of this book be the Creator God? Wouldn't that make him Mobei-jun's father?" Shen Yuan was speechless. He had never met anyone with such a powerful dad complex. He was so desperate to reclaim his paternal dignity, yet he had none to speak of. He didn't even dare voice Luo Binghe as his son. He was just testing how far Mobei-jun's newfound tolerance would stretch. As expected, Mobei-jun barely glanced at Shang Qinghua, completely indifferent to the suggestion. Shang Qinghua visibly deflated.

Mobei-jun, who'd been silently
reading his copy of PIDW without even removing his sunglasses, spoke up flatly: "Why is the 'Braving the Hundred Flowers' chapter so much longer than the others?"

Mobei-jun, who'd been silently reading his copy of PIDW without even removing his sunglasses, spoke up flatly: "Why is the 'Braving the Hundred Flowers' chapter so much longer than the others?"

shang qinghua: pleAse call me daddy please please please my king just once PLEASE

mobei jun: since when do you have a bug fetish

#svsssspoilers

07.11.2025 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚

08.11.2025 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I may actually finish this quilt someday (there is already a second baby and a third arriving in January)

07.11.2025 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

additional steps required I guess

07.11.2025 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(I'm also finding there are times when I can't convince myself to do anything so putting down the phone just means I sit and stew in a chair instead of. getting up and quilting or whatever)

07.11.2025 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

but I didn't actually come up with anything to REPLACE it with. just supposed to sit and be annoyed while at work instead of looking at the internet, what kind of plan is this

07.11.2025 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am vaguely attempting to not look at my phone as often. which... I've gotten to the point where I don't enjoy poking most things for very long, so that's working

07.11.2025 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

beautiful trees and no light to see them by

06.11.2025 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜”

06.11.2025 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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princess kaiba comm πŸ‘‘
#yugioh #art

04.11.2025 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 889    πŸ” 360    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 5

consider how insanely horny binghe would become imagining sqq in a general's regalia riding into battle to defend his honor and also there are three of him

05.11.2025 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I ALSO can't believe we've canonized shen yuan #1 mobei jun understander?? forums au real??????

05.11.2025 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hate that a knee jerk response to fun things anymore is suspicion

06.11.2025 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

eventually I will figure out how to flag stuff without it coming off obnoxious
(the coyote and roadrunner video is ai)

06.11.2025 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
FDA Announces Nationwide Recall of ADHD Medicationβ€”Check Your Cabinets Now Sun Pharmaceutical Industries has recalled several lots lisdexamfetamine dimesylate capsules, a generic form of Vyvanse, after testing found they failed to dissolve properly.

As a headsup for anyone on Vyvanse, you should go check your lot numbers.

www.health.com/adhd-medicat...

05.11.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1367    πŸ” 1953    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 117

binghe bowing formally: I have reason to believe my soulmate resides here

shen tang rolling her eyes: SAN-GE ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR STRAYS IS HERE

05.11.2025 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

was about to make a joke re: fridge equivalents but mbh *is* right there

05.11.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"like sick cats do" πŸ’€

05.11.2025 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i bet mobing were both screaming crying throwing up so hard it took them at least a few days before they realized maybe they should check if their missing husband’s bestie was gone, too. like day five of mbj’s crash out heβ€˜s like wait. maybe qinghua told sqq where he was going

05.11.2025 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

omg

05.11.2025 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

survived! found dinner! the rule is if I back out of doing this next year I have to find something else to replace it with. so... we'll see

05.11.2025 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

[shen tang voice] he did, technically, already die alone

04.11.2025 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lbh, in the midst of freaking out: okay. okay. this is fine. at least one of us will have a cool head while we figure this out
mbj, .01% more inflection than usual: i am beginning to worry about this situation
lbh: OH NO WE CAN’T BOTH BE LOSING IT

05.11.2025 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 92    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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05.11.2025 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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