Esquie's Body Double

Yamcha in a crater, where he belongs

Artist's rendition of me after finishing the Limberry Castle fights on hard mode 💀

Well it'll ideally be actual fall, so something warm and cozy 😛

Does this mean someone is going to need to take you on walkies, because if so, I'm gonna need to pack outerwear accordingly

"little Debbie/big Deborah/girthy Rebecca" STILL makes me crack up

@siegeofmalta.bsky.social is the one you want sitting in the captain's chair for that

charlie brown is sitting at a desk in a classroom with his hand to his chin . Alt: charlie brown is sitting at a desk in a classroom with his hand to his chin .

Artist's rendition of me trying to explain the mechanics of group content to the puppy

Okay, but which two decks/books have made the cut?

(you are correct tho, I just wanted to experience a different story! 🤣)

Get your facts away from my attempt to be petty

I didn't get to be a Jedi, because *someone* had to tank 😛

Am I zooming in to ogle the belly, or to peek at who's in your roster and guestimate how far you've gotten based on that?
Who's to say 🤷‍♂️

Best news I've heard all year 😮‍💨

Oh look, I think Vanya has a new professional rival now 👀

Alright, nobody need me for several weeks

Are you gonna survive hearing Agrias fully voiced, or should we send someone to check on you? 🤣

Character art for Delita Heiral of Final Fantasy Tactics

So ready to watch this bitch Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss his way across the kingdom yet again

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So I know I don't really need to explain how much of a hellscape the US Healthcare System is to most, but getting to navigate that labyrinthine bureaucracy for a few weeks made for A Real Bad Time™️

Getting on "The Pig Man Emptied My Fridge And All I Got Was This T-shirt" merch ASAP

The ink hasn't even dried on the last entry yet!

I'm exhausted, have a low-effort Thick Thursday for proof of life 😅

The post-shower belly videos will continue until morale improves

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Pizzas*

Like, is this a hobby? A fetish? A portent that you have good fortune on the horizon? Who's to say!

One of my favorite morning commute activities is trying to make sense out of all the acronyms on Scruff profiles like they're tea leaves

Oh man, you *hated* that primer so much 🤣

"It wasn't my fault" as you put the Consequences Stick back on the mantle

I'm not accredited, but I *do* have a stamp, so close enough

This little clip has tested well with the "likes big soft bears" crowd so far, so here you go Bluesky