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@broseidonyetagain.bsky.social

He/Him-ish, hella gay, even nerdier. Southern transplant in Chicago

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It's been so good and I've been filled with SO much dread ๐Ÿคฃ

18.08.2025 01:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He is the *best* boy, and it's not even close

17.08.2025 05:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This old broad ๐Ÿคฃ though, I can't imagine why I'd be craving a tale of corrupt, power-hungry rulers being toppled by the masses ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”

14.08.2025 22:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh yes, it should be assumed that I will be completely unavailable for most of October ๐Ÿคฃ

14.08.2025 22:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh hello there, hyperfixational urge to play a game I've already sunk hundreds of hours into ๐Ÿ˜ถ

14.08.2025 21:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A chubby man facing the camera, nude, but the photo ends just below waist level

A chubby man facing the camera, nude, but the photo ends just below waist level

Same chubby man, but from behind

Same chubby man, but from behind

Some Thick Thursday to kick off the day

14.08.2025 12:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 69    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Look, people need to take gigs where they can

12.08.2025 21:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Bsky can have the post Belly Up pics, we a treat

11.08.2025 02:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 296    ๐Ÿ” 24    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean, that's half the fun, right? ๐Ÿ˜

07.08.2025 13:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A three-quarters view of a chubby man in a towel

A three-quarters view of a chubby man in a towel

Thick Thursday, because I'm running early for a change ๐Ÿ˜…

07.08.2025 12:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 247    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But are you gonna fit in the chair for the fitting by then? ๐Ÿค”

06.08.2025 19:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damn, this one's really been haunting you, huh? ๐Ÿคฃ

05.08.2025 18:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"The party splits up and experiences WILDLY different genres" is rapidly becoming my favorite TTRPG trope

05.08.2025 02:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character is screaming and saying `` i 'm shocked . '' ALT: a cartoon character is screaming and saying `` i 'm shocked . ''
31.07.2025 14:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The visual learners in the class appreciate it ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€

29.07.2025 18:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Poor bull, cursed with cut-defying cake ๐Ÿ˜”

29.07.2025 13:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Between Gen Con and Market Days in the next couple weeks, work motivation today has absolutely plummeted ๐Ÿคฃ

25.07.2025 14:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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We have no need for that nonsense when we've got this perfectly good response to an avalanche of messages in the group chat:

22.07.2025 16:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Sweaty fat guy posting pit for free

Sweaty fat guy posting pit for free

While I personally couldn't wait to shower when I got home, I know some of you perverts (complimentary) would have really enjoyed just how goddamn sweaty I was

16.07.2025 02:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 124    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The answer is real damn low ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

15.07.2025 19:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm big and petty enough, I can hate both

14.07.2025 13:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

!!!

09.07.2025 18:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a penguin is sitting on a chair with his arms crossed . ALT: a penguin is sitting on a chair with his arms crossed .
09.07.2025 17:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Last minute Tummy Tuesday after what may have been an ill-advised very late dinner ๐Ÿ˜…

09.07.2025 03:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 288    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I really wanna see this fight ๐Ÿคฃ

07.07.2025 23:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I'm really glad folks are enjoying the summer weather, but my fat ass is built for fall, regardless of how little I'm wearing ๐Ÿคฃ

06.07.2025 07:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 327    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Being teased for the cornucopia of kinks you've collected over the years

03.07.2025 15:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And the prevailing mood of the board is concerning!

01.07.2025 15:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man wearing overalls and a plaid shirt says it ain 't much but it 's honest work ALT: a man wearing overalls and a plaid shirt says it ain 't much but it 's honest work
01.07.2025 12:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you find it and don't share the link, I will consider it a deep and profound betrayal

01.07.2025 12:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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