A SKELITEN TRYEN TO LIVE THERE DAMB LIFE BUT THEY HAVE TO USE THE TOUCH SCREEN IN THE CAR TO DO HALF OF DA SHIT IN THE CAR!!! AND IT AINT A NICE COMPUTER ITS LIKE TRYING TO USE YOUR NEPHEWS ANDOID TABLET!!! LAGGY AS HELL AND NONE OF THE MENUS WORK RIGHT!!!!!! DA TEXT SAYS "I DONT WANT A COMPUTER IN MY CAR, I DONT WANT A COMPUTER IN MY REFRIDGERATOR, I DONT WANT A COMPUTER IN MY THERMOSTAT,I DONT WANT A COMPUTER IN MY TELEVISON,I DONT WANT A COMPUTER IN MY EXERCICE BIKE, I DONT WANT A COMPUTER IN MY LIGHT BULB'S" - NEW ONE TODAY I DONT WANT A COMPUTER IN MY BED ETHIER YOU HEARD ABOUT THAT ONE, THEY MADE A SMART BED , WELL THE THINGS SENDING YOUR SEX DATA TO THE STARTUP IF YOUR ASKIN ME THATS THE MOST OBVIOUS CONCLUSION , AND WHO SUBSCRIBES TO BED, ITS BAD ENOUGH YA GOTTA PAY SO MUCH FOR A MATTRESS , LIFE IN 2025 MEANS YOU MUST PAY TO SLEEP - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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- dashare.zone ADMIN
21.10.2025 23:43 — 👍 915 🔁 296 💬 0 📌 16
A screenshot from an anime girl has pulled an American flag out of a locker, and the boy is shielding his face and put that thing away
Bluesky right now.
18.10.2025 00:12 — 👍 4432 🔁 1091 💬 2 📌 1
Welcome to Bluesky, government.
18.10.2025 00:18 — 👍 454 🔁 123 💬 2 📌 0
landed in Sydney, and have continued my streak of missing an int'l > domestic connection at SYD. i think i'm up to 6 in a row now.
first time it's resulted in a free hotel room (+redeye flight, ugh) though
17.10.2025 09:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
every egg i've had here has been perfectly softboiled. every single one! the japanese have perfected it
16.10.2025 20:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
final japan meal - pork ramen from the HND food court
16.10.2025 20:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
This texting system doesn't let me make phone calls or receive multimedia messages. Can you reply via text?
sure! i sent you a photo of a man stretching his
anus to about the size of a baseball. you can see
in side his anus. on his left hand he is wearing a
wedding ring and both of his hands are
noticeably oily
when i was young and irresponsible i sent goatse to text-message spammers, but now that i am more mature, i still send goatse, but i follow it up with a description for accessibility
16.10.2025 19:12 — 👍 312 🔁 45 💬 1 📌 1
*zelda secret noise plays*
16.10.2025 18:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
an n700 shinkansen departing shinagawa station
an n700 shinkansen departing shinagawa station
bye bye pointy train!!
16.10.2025 07:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
we went past the place where the Skinkansen sleep
16.10.2025 05:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
an n700 series shinkansen train
sign for Shin-Osaka station, with an n700 shinkansen departing in the background
one last visit to the Pointy Trains Emporium
16.10.2025 04:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
vending machine halfway up a mountain
we also found this vending machine randomly halfway up the mountain. very welcome, we were quite thirsty by then
15.10.2025 07:39 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
signs pointing to the waterfall & wood carving shop
the waterfall
the wood carver's shop with many of his carvings
he gave us sweets as a parting gift
we met a kindly old woodcarver next to a waterfall who talked to us about torii, wood carving, and gave us sweets
i still don't quite believe this really happened.
15.10.2025 07:35 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
bamboo forest on the side of a mountain
selfie near a torii
selfie with a view over Kyoto
Kyoto seen thru a torii
climbed a mountain today
(mt inari, kyoto)
15.10.2025 07:30 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
itsukushima ⛩️
14.10.2025 09:51 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Atomic Bomb Dome in Hiroshima
the info sign in front of the A-Bomb Dome
Panorama of the A-Bomb Dome, Aioi Bridge and nearby river
A-Bomb Dome, Hiroshima
14.10.2025 04:58 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Atomic Bomb Dome in Hiroshima
the info sign in front of the A-Bomb Dome
Panorama of the A-Bomb Dome, Aioi Bridge and nearby river
A-Bomb Dome, Hiroshima
14.10.2025 04:57 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
front of a shinkansen n700 train
n700 supreme logo on the side of a shinkansen train
it's morning in Osaka and we're at the Pointy Trains Emporium
13.10.2025 23:58 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
it's morning in Osaka and the metro is packed with salarymen
13.10.2025 23:19 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
bowl of char siu pork ramen
late night ramen
13.10.2025 13:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
13.10.2025 11:07 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
oh deer of the vending machine, what is your wisdom?
13.10.2025 03:59 — 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
🦌⚠️
13.10.2025 08:22 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
deer in a planter box
selfie with the deer in the planter box
photo of me taking a selfie with the deer in the planter box
we visited Nara Park today
13.10.2025 08:56 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
box of Ryukakusan Direct lozenges
my throat's having a day so i went on an adventure into a japanese pharmacy
13.10.2025 01:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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