Maxine Elovitz

I'm shocked when a glitzy author quote turns out to be authentic.

"I think we ought to read only the kind of books that wound and stab us. If the book we are reading doesn't wake us up with a blow on the head, what are we reading it for?...A book must be the axe for the frozen sea inside us."

(I hear a bird chirping and smell weed smoke) I think there’s a bird nearby smoking weed

GO READ A BOOK YOU ILLITERATE SON OF BITCH AND STEP UP YO VOCAB

EMAIL: I hope this email finds you well

WHERE’S WALDO: The fuck it will

theyre called X Men because there are 10 men

Somehow July and September are also August now like wtf

A white bunny stretches on a mat beside a colorful striped cloth and an empty bowl with a leaf.

Hello, take a breath, here is my glorious cat.

Art of sailor moon with the words 'my tummy hurts and I'm mad at the government'

morning mood

lovebird illustrations in the colors of pride flags

It's time for the Pride Birds!
#lgbt #pridemonth

A crowd of bunnies stampede through a city street on a sunny day. It is unclear where they are going. In the center of the maelstrom, one bunny is riding atop the mob, unable to escape the tidal wave of rabbits

Daily bunny no.2967 got carried away

What?!?! The EPA has drafted a plan to eliminate all pollution controls from coal and gas-fired power plants. The agency claims these plants “do not contribute significantly” to dangerous pollution or climate change, arguing their emissions are a small and declining share of global totals.

Haha 😂 Trump holds up images from a conflict in the Congo to justify importing white South Africans, claiming there’s “genocide.” Never mind that the photos aren’t even from South Africa and some of these migrants are openly posting antisemitic content online.

Saw these at the liquor store today and immediately 😍😍😍

Have a good Memorial Day weekend everyone!

I know I griped about this just the other day but it is so annoying how, when I’m getting into an anxiety spiral, just doing some kind of exercise or going for a walk or doing SOMETHING physical helps

A blue squeeze bottle and pink squeeze bottle sit behind a glass plate. On the plate is a toasted waffle, with blue margarine squirted on it to create a smiley face

Parkay Fun Squeeze (2001-2003): Neon-colored, semi-viscous margarine product that came in squeeze bottles, and marketed to kids as a wacky way to make food more fun. Available in "Electric Blue" and "Shocking Pink"

Your kids get a max of two toys and then grow up to work in the same factory as their father and grandfather screwing in tiny screws. It’s called The American Dream.

English Bluebell Woodland at sunset

There is such a thing as Heaven on Earth

it really is astounding that a presidential administration crashed the growth trajectory of the wealthiest country on the planet in basically two months

ICE has begun raiding the homes of American citizens. A widely shared story out of Oklahoma describes a disturbing incident where a woman and her children were dragged into their yard half-naked. Reports are mounting across multiple states of agents targeting the wrong properties.

One house is dark and painted black. The other is bright and purple and pink.

By request: the Barbenheimer houses.

Psst. Hey. Let me let you in on a secret. When someone writes a book, they *want* you to read it.

Authors do not set shipping prices. High shipping prices are our enemy, too.

We're on the same side!

uh, people definitely know what oligarchy means? the hell?

WTF? FBI agents arrested a Milwaukee county judge on Friday, accusing her of shielding an immigrant from federal authorities. The allegation? That Judge Hannah Dugan “intentionally misdirected federal agents away from” someone they were pursuing, according to a now-deleted post by Mr. Patel.

A small bird with smooth gray feathers and a pale pink beak perches quietly on a slender branch, surrounded by soft, out-of-focus twigs and a light background.

Gray-headed subspecies of the Dark-eyed Junco. This lovely variation is found at Sandia Crest in New Mexico.

#birds #nature

Me *sexting*: I read that book you recommended.