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@platypuss44.bsky.social

I dig music and shitpoasting I'm actually The Vic (jk or am I?)

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Latest posts by platypuss44.bsky.social on Bluesky

Filling balloons with diarrhea to throw at ICE

21.01.2026 16:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Maybe circumcise it?

10.01.2026 16:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"That's fine dude. I'm not mad at you."

10.01.2026 15:58 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Just grab like 7 jars

10.01.2026 16:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have a BOANER

10.01.2026 16:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Good morning and fuck you very much!

06.01.2026 12:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Happy Birthday

06.01.2026 12:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I knew it!!

20.12.2025 19:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'll take that as a yes now come over here and sit on mommies lap

19.12.2025 18:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fucking nerds (Happy Birthday)

19.12.2025 18:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bite that mother fucker

19.12.2025 18:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wanna do it?

19.12.2025 18:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Egg in a hole is about jizz

18.12.2025 20:15 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dumbass

17.12.2025 21:52 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Absolute shame

17.12.2025 19:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hog n hole 🐗🕳️

17.12.2025 18:27 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Killing in the name of...

17.12.2025 18:26 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What?

17.12.2025 18:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Relax my guy no need to be so BRICKED UP

17.12.2025 18:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I figured it was you 😑

17.12.2025 17:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a woman with red hair and a polka dot dress is covered in cake Alt: a woman with red hair and a polka dot dress is covered in cake
17.12.2025 17:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man is cutting a pipe in the dirt with a chainsaw . Alt: a man is cutting a pipe in the dirt with a chainsaw .
17.12.2025 17:39 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a close up of a woman with glasses and the words i 'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm Alt: a close up of a woman with glasses and the words i 'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm
17.12.2025 17:18 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Okay but he's right

17.12.2025 17:16 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I wonder which moron you are

17.12.2025 17:14 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Congrats dork

17.12.2025 16:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'll slap you straight across the tits lady

17.12.2025 16:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Posting holes?

17.12.2025 16:24 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 8    📌 2

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