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It's nice for Phish to get the pub, but I hate them being associated with the Yankees...also I don't think it works, thematically

There was an old Doug Stanhope bit about how being a Yankees fan is like going to a casino and rooting for the house and being a huge asshole about it

Judge finally goes supernova in October and they get bounced in 4, at home, lol

Happy Yankees Elimination Day to all who celebrate

Love to see the Blue Jays celebrating on the Yankees' field😈

Proto Phish Maps

Nah, brave would be letting the fart ripple against an unvented chair

A grey plastic chair with five slats in the bottom right where your butthole goes

A grey plastic chair with five slats in the bottom right where your butthole goes, from another angle

So I was at an event the other night and they had these chairs, which seem to have a...fart vent. It's a fart vent, right? They made a chair with a vent for your farts. Fuckin A, man

FarmersOnly.com if you're into that kinda thing

We had a joke when I was a kid:

Wanna Jolly Rancher?

Sure!

Then go fuck a farmer!

Much like how Godfather III never really happened, Chappelle never came back from his hiatus and all of his early career work can be appreciated without complexity

Dave Chappelle had this old bit from 2004 about the uselessness of MTV checking in to get Ja Rule's thoughts on 9/11...I feel like this is the inverse of that

Hey, it's 11:00am somewhere

I found an entire community of like-minded Phish fans, many of whom turned into real life friends🤘🏼

Cocktails at 11am? New Mexico does networking right!

For those of us in higher education this company has snaked its way into our institutions—and this is the kind of care and thought they put into the risks of their products.
Do you imagine our students are safe with these people?

I think you'd be fine picking it up, it sounds like putting it down would be the issue

I grew up in NY State, we line danced to Achey Breaky Heart in middle school gym class. Pretty sure it was as much bc the gym teacher loved that song as it was part of the curriculum

Right, you're who he was referring to when he said "best bag ever" #scrotpost

Dude, this series has been phenomenal so far, congratulations on making it to the end of 1.0. I'm excited for the side project blogs coming up, and I hope you get to have a cuppa coffee and catch your breath in between🤘🏼

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@dijcrap.hates.lol Plenus meaning "full"

Ok this slaps

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Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

Can't help you with the first two but I know a ton of ladies who love Phish...

👎🏻🙅🏻‍♂️

Dodgers/Phillies: I just hope both teams get dysentery

Fuck that guy, he should be crushed under a TV, not on yours

Evergreen post, but what'd he do now?

looking into the article, important part to it is this was initiated by italian unions, making it possible to organize such action at all. which reinforces for what and why such union restrictions exist in america. keeping labor down doesn't just generate wealth, it also suppresses other movements.