Gabe Galloway 🌹 🇵🇸

Gotta love this heat wave and severe storm warning in Chicago. Short-term solution? Nachos.

There's only one person who's allowed to enter someone's home without a warrant, and that is Santa.

I'm making baked ziti right now!

It’s a heist movie but just with a bunch of humanities scholars trying to get their grant money back.

Hold Trump in contempt when he doesn't do it.

Breaking, per NBC News @garygrumbach.bsky.social --

Judge Paula Xinis in the District of Maryland has ruled that the United States Government must return Kilmar Abrego Garcia to the United States by April 7 at 11:59p

Biglaw is a cross the rest of the profession gets to bear.

i think an important formative childhood/teenagehood experience is to go over to your friends house for a sleepover and realize some people's families are way more fucked up than yours

Come to the United States, where you’ll be kidnapped in broad daylight because you wrote an op-ed.

Elon Musk has officially surpassed Roy Cohn as the worst person of all time.

There are literally no Dems in Utah.

You think it’s an accident Tesla sales are down almost 80% in Germany? They know what his salute meant.

Is it at all surprising that a convicted felon would ignore a judge's order?

The world hates Donold and Elon. Imagine being so despicable you piss off an entire planet. That used to only happen on Star Trek.

First they flagged Enola Gay. Next up Homo Erectus.

AOC with Michelle as VP

This is like watching Triumph of the Will.

"Nirvana isn't the best band in the world; that's Teenage Fanclub." --Kurt Cobain

It's treason.

I grew up with his grandsons in Delaware. I think I even met him once at their house when I was there for a pool party lol.

Cab Calloway doing "Minnie The Moocher" on WDCB 90.7 FM Chicago

Stacy's mom's medicare is gone

How did expanded executive power turn out for Napoleon?

The right art museum can be pretty metal

"When you are in a rich man's house, there is nowhere to spit--except in his face." --Diogenes

There's a Crisis of Masculinity in this country and the only way to solve it is to let me act like a cross between a baby and a movie villain

explaining something to a Pennsylvanian: “see bulgogi is kinda the philly cheese steak of korea if you will”

When I was in school they told us that the Nazis had mapped out where they would have made concentration camps in America if they had conquered it, so that we would clutch our pearls and imagine the Nazis colonizing the whole globe. But guess who had already colonized the whole globe decades before?