Lisa from the Trailer Park

I was there about a year ago. So beautiful.

I’m sorry for your loss. Hugs to you and your husband.

Navarro Redwoods State Park. We drove through it on the way home from my last show.

I had some shit to say, but everything is so fucking exhausting.

That’s how I escaped Comcast.

A small bug thinking it’s getting raptured when it’s really getting sucked up by a vacuum cleaner.

How can I figure out if my partner is starting to have dementia or if he just doesn’t give a shit what I say? Does he not remember or does he not bother to because he knows that I do. And no, I don’t know where your shit went.

Let me just pass through here and vent into the sky about the annoying habit people have of assuming that I am inexperienced, ignorant, unaware, isolated, stupid and completely daft.

It’s tedious.

You don’t know me like that.

Fuck off.

Some people never knit a sweater or anything at all and that’s perfectly fine. Part of the reason I’m upset about it is because I need some new clothes. I can’t find anything I like that’s in my size and suits my personality and lifestyle. Sigh.

Sweaters definitely aren’t the place to start. Maybe you needed a different teacher or coach.

I’ve knit plenty of sweaters though, and knitting is part of my job. I should be able to do it without royally fucking it up.
*sad trombone*

I spent weeks knitting a sweater that turned out too big and too ugly wear or even to do over. I was looking forward to wearing it but it’s too awful. I’m going to rip it out and save the yarn for something else. Ugh.

I’m seriously trying to think of something. I want actual answers. Maybe wherever you would go is somewhere I would like to go, or maybe it would give me an idea.

If your husband went to burning man but you had to miss it for work, what solo trip would you take later?

Haha! Omg, you’re right!

Pantyhose with a special tube for penis storage (?).

Although I’m likely to spend half of it at the laundromat with a bunch of king sized blankets and sheets. It will be nice to sit outside there, too.

The weather is perfect for doing my work on the porch. Beautiful day.

Husband is out on an all day date. I get the house to myself until evening but if I want to go anywhere I have to drive the camper.

Anyone else notice an uptick in cheaters looking for fat polyam women on dating sites every time new weight loss drugs come out. Damn, that shit is tedious.

I’m going to focus on the fact that almost 150 people on the fb are glad that I don’t have cancer.

The husband turns 70 in a few days. I’m trying REALLY HARD not to be petty about him doing nothing to celebrate my 60th birthday.

I’m going to hide at the opposite end of the house and cry about it while he naps, to get it out of my system.

He did get me a card, at least.

I wish my closest Aldi wasn’t almost 150 miles away. They do have some good gluten free items, but not as many as they used to. They discontinued some of my favorites.

That sounds great! Mine was two round layers of chocolate with chocolate buttercream frosting.

Thanks! Maybe that celebration cake is the same kind I bought for my birthday. It was delicious.

Thanks. I usually come back to the fact that even at my worst disordered eating I never weighed less than 250. Still way outside what most people think is acceptable, so I may as well try to enjoy my lunch.

I’ve had so many terrible experiences with medical professionals and random strangers that I’ve been having a hard time not going back to starving myself and purging. Right now, I’m feeling guilty for being hungry. Maybe if I tell you all I won’t let myself fall.

Life with someone who is losing hearing:

Me: Don’t make me a huge burger. I don’t like leftover burgers.

He hears: Make me a huge burger. I like leftovers.

I guess I’m eating a leftover burger for lunch.

I need to find out about this.

They had to use the weird table because of my size and the angle of my cervix.